Micah Richards - Released

[pbavfckuwait]

I think we are all agreed that the player Micah Richards is crap and has no redeeming features, yet he still trots onto the pitch with the captains arm band, that to me sums up Aston Villa this season.

[Alex77]

& to prove his commitment to the cause, he was absolutely shit faced by 9pm on Thursday night at a bar in Wetherby!

[OzVilla]

Tbf at least he's consistant, he's been fucking us over from day 1. Many thought he was being a bit naive advising Fibian about Citeh and discussing it in public.  We're just a cash cow to him, he's taken the piss all year.

Can't believe he's still gets picked let alone being our Captain. Him and Gabby, fucking arseholes the pair of them.

[dave.woodhall]

& to prove his commitment to the cause, he was absolutely shit faced by 9pm on Thursday night at a bar in Wetherby!

Less of the allegations, unless you can afford a better lawyer than he can.

[Chris Jameson]

& to prove his commitment to the cause, he was absolutely shit faced by 9pm on Thursday night at a bar in Wetherby!

Wasn't the same one that O'Leary frequents by any chance was it?

[Diablo]

& to prove his commitment to the cause, he was absolutely shit faced by 9pm on Thursday night at a bar in Wetherby!

How do you know this?

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micah_Richards

[Villa in Denmark]

Childish but amusing and oddly satisfying.

[Chris Jameson]

Excellent.

[tomd2103]

Nobody will pay £5 million for Richards, we are lumbered with him.

Seeing as we didn't pay a fee for him, I would accept anything anyone is willing to pay. 

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Agbonlahor

I can't believe people find this sort of thing amusing.

[Smirker]

Agbonlahor in typical playing position (stationary) for Aston Villa

 

[DaveD]

They've both been wound back now, but you can still see the revisions. I do like 'Lescottius Laziarse'.

[ASHTONVILLA]

I can't remember the last time I disliked one of our players s much as I do Micah Richards.  We can only dream of his ridiculous £5m clause being activated! I n reality we would be lucky to get someone to take him off our hands on a free transfer without us coughing up part of his salary.

[Caribbeanvillan]

When you look closer at his poor positioning and mistakes, it's as though he's doing it on purpose.