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Author Topic: Once Upon A Time  (Read 7961 times)

Offline Brend'Watkins

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2015, 08:35:57 PM »
Delph is the goose and he's going to be sold to Carson Yeung?

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2015, 08:44:34 PM »
I agree. the very first thing I do after a sherbet or two is dash off a few football themed parables whilst channelling my inner Hans Christian Andersen.

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2015, 08:58:30 PM »

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2015, 01:37:58 AM »
a fine allegory Brian, the children really should take more notice..

Offline Steve R

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2015, 01:48:43 AM »
I like the description of Sherwood as a strolling varlet.

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2015, 02:35:37 AM »
I like the description of Sherwood as a strolling varlet.

Yes, that was good. Also it rhymes with "harlot" which reminded me of a wholesome Hertfordshire harlot from Welwyn Garden City that I once met in the Lanes of Brighton.  Or should I say, she once met me.   



 

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2015, 05:04:45 AM »
Besides, Chinky/yank/ruskies/outer-monfucking-golians for all i care, as long as they have the cash and the clubs interests at heart

Ya darf racist

Offline not3bad

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2015, 06:42:24 AM »

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2015, 02:54:50 PM »
Does anybody know who these potential Chinese owners are that Brian refers to?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-takeover-chinese-consortium-5555974
Lets hope this has a happier ending than the last proposed Chinese takeover of a Birmingham institution.

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2015, 03:14:28 PM »
Does anybody know who these potential Chinese owners are that Brian refers to?

I know some Chinese businessmen, Mr pang and Mr Wang. Never mentioned football to me.
I'd count them out.

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2015, 07:24:46 PM »
Where was Ashley Young in all of this?

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2015, 08:54:36 PM »
This is like one of those French films where a compelling story is dashed on the rocks of a weak denouement that poses more questions than answers and there's no chance of a sequel though there may well be terrible Holywood remake.

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2015, 09:00:06 PM »
No, i reckon it'll end with a black and white shot of grass overhanging the edge of a beach with a backdrop of cliffs. And a fraying black and white photo is left in the foreground of a man holding someone's hand.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #28 on: May 04, 2015, 09:02:55 PM »
This is like one of those French films where a compelling story is dashed on the rocks of a weak denouement that poses more questions than answers and there's no chance of a sequel though there may well be terrible Holywood remake.

I think this is the remake.

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Re: Once Upon A Time
« Reply #29 on: May 04, 2015, 10:42:12 PM »
Does anybody know who these potential Chinese owners are that Brian refers to?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/aston-villa-takeover-chinese-consortium-5555974

I stopped reading as soon as I saw "also interested in West Brom".

That's like going out to buy a car and saying I'll go to the Jaguar dealership because they've really turned things around and started producing some attractive models, but I'll pop into the Dacia dealership on the way home.  Well it's a car so it must be sort of the same.  Not so classy, but it doesn't hide what it is,

 


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