Red, Red Whine.
(Gerrard complains about penalty decision)
Stevie Gee's cup of misery.
(Benteke bashes Liverpool out of cup)
Tears Of A Clown
or
Oops He Did It Again.
(comedy slip deprives Gerrard again.)
Lions Leading Donkeys
Ronettes In Top Tune.
(Vlaar thunderbolt sees Villa in final)
Sheer-wood.
(Villa's Sexy Football Lifts Brummies Into Final)
Gabby Ab-gone-lahor
(Villa Striker Steals Victory From Stevie Gee).