Hi All

[Malandro]

fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

[Legion]

Wrong Witton, Pete!

[ian c.]

Kylie or Wilfred Bramble?

[rob_bridge]

Who was the Most Evil in the Axis of Evil?

Saddam Hussein
Doug Ellis
Ruhollah Khomeinii

[Witton Warrior]

Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?

And we really want to know the Parma attendance.

It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)

D'oh? As in the Homer Simpson D'oh? Just after he realises he's made a silly mistake?

The d'oh being that an H&V thing is what the attendance for the Parma game was?

An H&V running gag that has been ongoing for a good few years?

A running gag that you're 'doh' shows that you are aware of?

And you're saying that you've just joined now?

Riiighhhhhtttttttt

Been here for years mate

There are a couple of "Wittons" including a WittonWarrior

Yes - brainfart trying to join in while rushing at work

That alliighhhhhtttttt with you?  ;-)

[peter w]

Ah for fuck sake.

[Malandro]

Ah for fuck sake.

Must admit I thought the same

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Stop banging on Frank. The rubber suit has sprung a leak in the crotch and you try finding live eels at this time of year. You can look after the stuff if you think you can do any better. All you do is provide the goat and don't think we don't know what you keep that for.

Come off it Brian.
Eels are easy!
It's just that I've got a new spring outfit and am DYING to wear it to something special!

[brian green]

Okay Frank, we will do him at half time during the Everton game.   We can have the orgy later.  He will probably appreciate a bit of time to save up to pay for it.   Malandro says he knows a woman who claims to be a virgin.

[Malandro]

Okay Frank, we will do him at half time during the Everton game.   We can have the orgy later.  He will probably appreciate a bit of time to save up to pay for it.   Malandro says he knows a woman who claims to be a virgin.

The big lass from Norfolk? He better have deep pockets.

[JUAN PABLO]

Hello

I'm new on here too

Be gentle with me