Hi All

[Des Little]

How many Wembley tickets you after?

Welcome onboard. It's fun.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

Can we PLEASE have a time and date for the initiation ceremony?
I've got the goat tethered in the back garden and it's ruining my display of tulips!

[PeterWithesShin]

[The Laughing Policeman]

Welcome Witton. The only thing you need to remember on here is that all the bad things that have happened to our club since 1874 are Randy Lerner's fault.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Hi y'all!

[brian green]

Stop banging on Frank. The rubber suit has sprung a leak in the crotch and you try finding live eels at this time of year. You can look after the stuff if you think you can do any better. All you do is provide the goat and don't think we don't know what you keep that for.

[Percy McCarthy]

When are you gonna hit us up for Wembley tickets?

[not3bad]

It's not three bad to meet you.

[Malandro]

When are you gonna hit us up for Wembley tickets?

and/or relationship advice

[supertom]

Welcome.

And...

Where on Earth is Mo Salifou hiding? If you know the answer, you've just won H&V and the Internet.

[rob_bridge]

Do you think Jozy Altidore could be a useful addition to our squad?

[simon ward 50]

Will we eventually sign Carlton Palmer?

[Witton Warrior]

Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?

And we really want to know the Parma attendance.

It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)

[peter w]

Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?

And we really want to know the Parma attendance.

It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)

D'oh? As in the Homer Simpson D'oh? Just after he realises he's made a silly mistake?

The d'oh being that an H&V thing is what the attendance for the Parma game was?

An H&V running gag that has been ongoing for a good few years?

A running gag that you're 'doh' shows that you are aware of?

And you're saying that you've just joined now?

Riiighhhhhtttttttt

[Percy McCarthy]

Maybe you know the crowd at the Malaga game?

And we really want to know the Parma attendance.

It was an hour later I had the "Doh!" moment ;-)

D'oh? As in the Homer Simpson D'oh? Just after he realises he's made a silly mistake?

The d'oh being that an H&V thing is what the attendance for the Parma game was?

An H&V running gag that has been ongoing for a good few years?

A running gag that you're 'doh' shows that you are aware of?

And you're saying that you've just joined now?

Riiighhhhhtttttttt

Different poster pete. D'oh!