Newcastle United v Aston Villa Match Thread

[JUAN PABLO]

2 prem goals in 9 games

not scored in the last 15 mins

[andyh]

When the ball goes in their box there is not a single player prepared to give every sinew to make the ball his.
Not a single fucking one.

[berneboy]

I'd sell a bollock for a goal for us right now.

Are you sure? Whose?

[aj2k77]

I'd sell a bollock for a goal for us right now.

Are you sure? Whose?

That's how desperate I've become.

[JUAN PABLO]

I'd sell a bollock for a goal for us right now.

Are you sure? Whose?

LAMBERT

[Tuscans]

I'd sell a bollock for a goal for us right now.

The set for 2?

[aj2k77]

When the ball goes in their box there is not a single player prepared to give every sinew to make the ball his.
Not a single fucking one.

There's too much looking around, shrugging of shoulders,pointing.

[Monty]

The players are rubbish, the tactics are rubbish and have been all season, everything's rubbish. This is all over.

[JUAN PABLO]

stram has gone   doing me a favour

[hilts_coolerking]

I'd sell a bollock for a goal for us right now.

Are you sure? Whose?

LAMBERT

You'll have to find them first.

[aj2k77]

I'd sell a bollock for a goal for us right now.

The set for 2?

The devil can have my soul for two.

[Nelly]

N'Zogbia has done nothing.

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Former Tottenham striker Garth Crooks
Final Score
Newcastle Utd 1-0 Aston Villa
Posted at
"It's been a good performance by Villa. They've really worked hard. I think they deserve a point. They've shown good fighting spirit."

[SamTheMouse]

We've gone from a bit crap to absolutely fucking terrible now. Hoofing balls straight to Krul. It's pitiful.

We don't deserve to stay up.

[Mister E]

That's it.