Newcastle United v Aston Villa Match Thread

[itbrvilla]

Went to empty washing machine as i thought I'd enjoy it more.  Is Westwood still on?

He's anonymously keeping things ticking over the bag of shit.

WTF does ticking over mean?  Heard it a lot regarding WW but no idea if its a good or bad thing.

[CJ]

WHY DIDN'T LOWTON FUCKING SHOOT???

[Tuscans]

Hutton has been watching Westwood's crossing exercises for far too long

[JUAN PABLO]

lowton should have hit that

[Whiney MacWhineface]

Hearts 10 v 0 Cowdenbeath. Ace score line.

My best friend supports Cowdenbeath. Well, he likes the name (and has done for the last 50 odd years), and as he's the archetypal reader of a "slim volume of Mallarmé" I suspect he won't even know...

[Monty]

Gil should be on. No question.

[ez]

It's a cliche but we could play all night...

[levico]

Wonder what it feels like when we score a goal

We may find out next season

[JUAN PABLO]

weiman fuck off

[Tuscans]

OH MY JESUS ... what the frig was that Andrew?

[Jimbo]

Ghastly effort by Weimann.

[berneboy]

Bacuna on for Lowton (injured)

[JUAN PABLO]

we need a set piece fK from bacuna

[aj2k77]

Went to empty washing machine as i thought I'd enjoy it more.  Is Westwood still on?

He's anonymously keeping things ticking over the bag of shit.

WTF does ticking over mean?  Heard it a lot regarding WW but no idea if its a good or bad thing.

If you think we play at a decent tempo and control the game it's a good thing..... there are some who think it's utter bollocks and he's another waste of a shirt and it's an excuse to try and find some explanation of what he's meant to contribute because I can't think of much else.

[seanthevillan]

Terrible all round from Weimann so far.