The Plot to Escape Relegation Thread 2015.

[mike]

Well all I can still only see are wins for everyone and us going down. until we're mathematically safe i can't relax or start thinking about the Cup final or next season. Hull WILL beat tottenham, Sunderland will turn Leicester over and Newcastle will draw at QPR and then beat West Ham. leicester will win their last game v QPR. Last game and Man U will not beat a fired up Hull and after finally succumbing 2 or 3-0 at Southampton an Danny Ings goal in the 78th minute will see us relegated. I can't see how any of that can't happen. Another nervous wait until 3pm next saturday.

Peter, you need to get down to Paddy Power and stick £20 on us to go down and they'll give you £1600 on the 24th May if you think all that's going to happen. That'd probably get you a couple of final tickets too.

Peter, don't listen to him. I agree completely, we're doomed.

As the politicians say, "I agree with Peter" - and Mike.

I can't cope any more.

Hull get a point against a lacklustre Spurs, then on a high beat a can't be arsed United in front of their pulsating home crowd. Meanwhile, Saints rally for their last home match and then we choke against Burnley. We're doomed I tell you.

[Quiet Lion]

any footage on any of the porn websites?

Yeah, Stefan Postma put the horse shoe up there

[ciggiesnbeer]

Well all I can still only see are wins for everyone and us going down. until we're mathematically safe i can't relax or start thinking about the Cup final or next season. Hull WILL beat tottenham, Sunderland will turn Leicester over and Newcastle will draw at QPR and then beat West Ham. leicester will win their last game v QPR. Last game and Man U will not beat a fired up Hull and after finally succumbing 2 or 3-0 at Southampton an Danny Ings goal in the 78th minute will see us relegated. I can't see how any of that can't happen. Another nervous wait until 3pm next saturday.

Peter, you need to get down to Paddy Power and stick £20 on us to go down and they'll give you £1600 on the 24th May if you think all that's going to happen. That'd probably get you a couple of final tickets too.

Peter, don't listen to him. I agree completely, we're doomed.

As the politicians say, "I agree with Peter" - and Mike.

I can't cope any more.

Hull get a point against a lacklustre Spurs, then on a high beat a can't be arsed United in front of their pulsating home crowd. Meanwhile, Saints rally for their last home match and then we choke against Burnley. We're doomed I tell you.

You pair are talking a lot of sense.

We are down.

[kippaxvilla2]

Thank fcuk for that.  It's been emotional.

[PeterWithesShin]

We are staying up, I said we are staying up!

Fuck you relegation thread!