The Plot to Escape Relegation Thread 2015.

[Toronto Villa]

I'd love it for us to beat Burnley yet they still stayed up because Albion lost by a worse GD or something like that. It would kill them to know we helped them stay up and they still royally fucked it up.

[Legion]

That Villa- Burnley game really is gona be a killer for someone ... Providing were safe we could do our bit to put the Albion down .

I'd prefer three points and a higher league finish. We're better than that.

[PeterWithesShin]

And if we did send Burnley down we should do zero piss taking just to wind up the Geordies.

[Lastfootstamper]

I'd love it for us to beat Burnley yet they still stayed up because Albion lost by a worse GD or something like that. It would kill them to know we helped them stay up and they still royally fucked it up.

Like we're two up, and concede one in the last minute? I think I could live with that.

[PeterWithesShin]

I'd prefer us to smash Burnley 6-0 and still Albion go down on GD because they got battered at Arsenal.

[OCD]

We seem to be back to struggling at home and playing well away. 2 wins in 3 and the one was Man Utd. Might work for us at Wembley and St. Mary's.

[curiousorange]

The only game I can see the Bitters getting close to points is the Newcastle match. It's a shame they have points in the bank, pretty much due to that Stoke result, because 30 points would probably do for them. If they don't get dragged into it, it'll be the shiteness of others rather than anything Tiny Penis has provided.

Sunderland also doing their bit to prove Football Focus right - it's one thing to beat your local rivals, it's another to be a decent team.

[PeterWithesShin]

Burnley lose.

Table
13   Newcastle    31   -16   35
14   West Brom  32   -16   33
15   Aston Villa   33   -21   32
16   Sunderland  32   -23   29
17   Hull              32   -16   28
18   QPR             32   -20   26
19   Burnley        32   -24   26
20   Leicester      31   -19   25

Remaining fixtures

West Brom
Crystal Palace v West Brom
West Brom v Liverpool
Man Utd v West Brom
Newcastle v West Brom
West Brom v Chelsea
Arsenal v West Brom

Sunderland
Stoke v Sunderland
Sunderland v Southampton
Everton v Sunderland
Sunderland v Leicester
Arsenal v Sunderland
Chelsea v Sunderland

Hull v Liverpool   
Crystal Palace v Hull
Hull v Arsenal
Hull v Burnley
Tottenham v Hull
Hull v Man Utd

Aston Villa
Man City v Aston Villa
Aston Villa v Everton
Aston Villa v West Ham
Southampton v Aston Villa
Aston Villa v Burnley

Burnley
Everton v Burnley
Burnley v Leicester
West Ham v Burnley
Hull v Burnley
Burnley v Stoke
Aston Villa v Burnley

QPR
QPR v Chelsea
QPR v West Ham
Liverpool v QPR
Man City v QPR
QPR v Newcastle
Leicester v QPR

Leicester
Leicester v Swansea
Burnley v Leicester
Leicester v Chelsea
Leicester v Newcastle
Leicester v Southampton
Sunderland v Leicester
Leicester v QPR

[Malandro]

Leicester could stay up yet

[dave.woodhall]

If we're safe and it's down to Burnley or that lot I hope we play Grealish in goal, Hutton up front and Gil & N'Zogbia central defence. They go down and whine for all time about how it wor fayr.

[curiousorange]

If we're safe and it's down to Burnley or that lot I hope we play Grealish in goal, Hutton up front and Gil & N'Zogbia central defence. They go down and whine for all time about how it wor fayr.

If it was a case of the Bitters going down if we lost, I'd take a record defeat.

[Toronto Villa]

If we're safe and it's down to Burnley or that lot I hope we play Grealish in goal, Hutton up front and Gil & N'Zogbia central defence. They go down and whine for all time about how it wor fayr.

might be the only way Gil gets a game


*WINKY THING*

[supertom]

I don't expect QPR or Burnley to win their game in hand on us. I think the 6 point gap is big enough that they won't catch us now. Short of us going pointless till the end, which won't happen.

If we're safe and Burnley are down by the last game, I wonder if we might see Rushian get a game and maybe a couple more kids. It'd also be great to give Libor a run out at that point. If Burnley are down already, no one else can really complain if we put out a second string.

[PeterWithesShin]

I don't expect QPR or Burnley to win their game in hand on us. I think the 6 point gap is big enough that they won't catch us now. Short of us going pointless till the end, which won't happen.

If we're safe and Burnley are down by the last game, I wonder if we might see Rushian get a game and maybe a couple more kids. It'd also be great to give Libor a run out at that point. If Burnley are down already, no one else can really complain if we put out a second string.

I'd rest everyone for the FA Cup final if we're safe.

[ciggiesnbeer]

Sadly West Brom will be fine. I would laugh if Newcastle plummeted down though. Unlikely as that is.