We have forwards who have shown that they can be effective in the past, now doing nothing. It was all down to a lack of creative players to get the ball to the forwards, apparently, so we've signed two pretty good-seeming players and we still do nothing. This solution having failed, Lambert's new idea is that goals happen by themselves, so they'll happen eventually for us.
His awfulness shines bright as a supernova, and everyone in the world can see it - everyone, that is, except one guy.
