Aston Villa v Crystal Palace match thread

[russon]

Is this the Dortmund model?

bet Dortmund models have hairy armpits

[Jon Crofts]

I couldn't give away a ticket in Witton Lane for this.  I can see why.

[Hopadop]

It can't be easy for Lambert, what with Alan Pardew being paraded like that.

[pauliewalnuts]

I'd have rather had Grealish on for Weimann.

I'd have preferred Grealish on for Cleverley AND Weimann.

Is Weimann still on the pitch?

Yep, same number of touches as one of the advertising hoardings.

[ozzjim]

Can see why Bacuna has not been seen much

[pauliewalnuts]

We are awful, but honestly, Palace are even worse.

[Hopadop]

Leicester score twice in 2 mins to make it 2-2 Klanfield.

*cheers up ever so slightly*

[TonyD]

Is it as bad as the Scottish Manager?

[kippaxvilla2]

He will break another record if this stays the same. Anyone take a guess?

Most cups of coffee consumed to stay awake?

Close.  Be the first time a team have been last on Motd three times in a row.

[adamski villa]

FFS Villa players waiting for the ball to come to them, whilst the Palace players harrass them, show some fuckin urgency and desire!

[Stu]

Sunderland equalise against the moneybags.....

[dean saunders left boot]

this really is awful stuff, I just want to wake up from the nightmare that is watching Villa in the last few years, but you know that no matter how dire things are or are going to get he's still going to be in charge, that nothing is going to change, the blindingly obvious things the team is missing ain't going to change. I want to cry.

[ozzjim]

We are awful, but honestly, Palace are even worse.

But you still get the feeling they will win!

[pauliewalnuts]

He will break another record if this stays the same. Anyone take a guess?

Most cups of coffee consumed to stay awake?

Close.  Be the first time a team have been last on Motd three times in a row.

We are going to be so far down the running order, we'll be halfway through the Football League Show

[Stu]

Is it as bad as the Scottish Manager?

It's worse. It has been for some time; perhaps the last two seasons.