Aston Villa v Crystal Palace match thread

[citizenDJ]

Most entertaining thing so far = the commentator (arabic) referring to alanoooootton

He is doing a sterling job of making this sound a lot more exciting than it actually is. Close your eyes and you'd think you were listening to a one-touch-only, rush goalie El Classico.

[oldham_villa]

Ah my stream has died.

It must have nodded off

[ez]

Unacceptable.

[Jimbo]

This is like an endless episode of Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Fucking Crisps.

[ChicagoLion]

This new style of football is working then

[JUAN PABLO]

i started to go through my facebook feed this is so shit ... times are bad

[Ron Manager]

Even the streams have given up on us!

[Lastfootstamper]

Sat in my perch, staring at two yellow lines. Our attack intermingled with one, our midfield with the other. A space persists betwixt. Cole or Grealish on now, no point in waiting, nothing's gonna change otherwise.

Yours,

Bored from A4

[pauliewalnuts]

This is definitely the worst thing on telly this christmas.

And that includes repeats of 20 year old episodes of Birds of a Feather on Dave.

[Malandro]

This is definitely the worst thing on telly this christmas.

And that includes repeats of 20 year old episodes of Birds of a Feather on Dave.

and miranda

[Malandro]

great ball from gabby across the box

[Ron Manager]

Still slighty better than Miranda though.

[Jimbo]

I've decided to try a new style of going to the toilet for a number two. Instead of facing outwards, I'm going to sit facing the cistern. The shit still falls in the same place, but I look more stylish resting my elbows on the porcelain.

[Malandro]

Still slighty better than Miranda though.

I didn't want to admit that but you are right

[JUAN PABLO]

Sat in my perch, staring at two yellow lines. Our attack intermingled with one, our midfield with the other. A space persists betwixt. Cole or Grealish on now, no point in waiting, nothing's gonna change otherwise.

Yours,

Bored from A4

lambert doesnt do half time changes


these are his favourite three up front   11 f**king goals all season