Aston Villa v Crystal Palace match thread

[PaulWinch again]

Footballing purgatory.

[Toronto Villa]

if you look at the stats, with something like 77% possession and 4 shots on goal you'd think we were battering them. Yet we can't seem to get close to goal or truly look threatening. So weird.

[JUAN PABLO]

No Jack.  No hope.

ive just poured my second with ice

[supertom]

It's amazing for us to have over 70% of the ball in a game. But anytime Weimann and Gabby have to come back to act as playmakers, it all goes dead. They cannot do it. Get Jack on.

[LostInMunich]

I've just started making a Nigella ham in coke recipe as a match warm up

I don't understand how this works. You snort it off the ham?

[pauliewalnuts]

This is hideous.

I am never going to make it to half time without booze.

[villa_cads]

Midfield and attack look disjointed again, oh for Grealish to run at them.

[supertom]

No one ahead of Sanchez has a clue.

[pauliewalnuts]

It's amazing for us to have over 70% of the ball in a game. But anytime Weimann and Gabby have to come back to act as playmakers, it all goes dead. They cannot do it. Get Jack on.

They might as well not be on the pitch for all they contribute.

[ez]

This is so boring. Feel sorry for those who pay to see this.

[Malandro]

I've just started making a Nigella ham in coke recipe as a match warm up

I don't understand how this works. You snort it off the ham?

perhaps I should stream it - its got another hour and half on the hob yet

[Ron Manager]

This is worse than Sunderland. At least Im not down there to see it this week!

[Jimbo]

I think my stream has stopped for good. This is excellent news.

[TonyD]

The Holte should stamp and clap:

We want JACK!  Repeat

[Malandro]

anyone seen that tit with a tattoo on the holte yet?