On the bright side, we're still remarkably efficient - 1.9 points per goal scored. Next best in the league is 1.3 points per goal.
Everton have only got 0.7 points per goal scored.
So, we physically can't score more than 1.58 goals in a game, therefore we're scoring so few in order to prevent time and space imploding, by my maths.
You're welcome, universe.
