Roy Keane has left

[joe_c]

You know you're in dire straits when fans start calling for ex players to take over.

Damn straight.

[aj2k77]

Darren Bent to be recalled and appointed assistant manager, you heard it here first.

[adrenachrome]

[DaveD]

Aston Villa, for those awkward moments when the word 'shambles' doesn't quite cut it.

Risso wins the internet for the day.

[Clampy]

Basically he hinted as much in an interview a couple of weeks ago.  It is another of the long line of catastrophic experiments that have curtailed the clubs fortunes in the last 4 years.

Indeed. Randy Lerner has a lot to answer for.

I don't see what Lerner has done wrong this instance. Lambert picked a new man to work alongside him and the club got him.

The buck stops with the chairman. We stumble from one f#ck to another and he's ultimately the man in charge and he's to blame.

But why is he to blame in this instance? It was an arrangement all parties involved were happy with. Keane thought he could hack doing both jobs and now he's decided he can't.

[Chico Hamilton III]

Quick, Randy, get another lamp unveiled. The fans might be so impressed with the gesture that they'll forget about the absolute shambles you are in charge of at the moment.   

[Hopadop]

I didn't rate him as a player, I don't rate him as a manager, and I don't rate him as a person. He's a fucking wanker and he can stick his beard up his arse. The only reason I had any dealings with him is that somehow he was the assistant manager of my club! He can stick it up his bollocks.

I can understand you not rating him as a manager and person, but a player? He was simply outstanding.

Maybe you're missing Hopadop's reference?

World Cup bust up with 'Big' Mick

[Jon Crofts]

Quick, Randy, get another lamp unveiled. The fans might be so impressed with the gesture that they'll forget about the absolute shambles you are in charge of at the moment.   

Make it a magic lamp as well, one that makes Lambert disappear.

[saunders_heroes]

Basically he hinted as much in an interview a couple of weeks ago.  It is another of the long line of catastrophic experiments that have curtailed the clubs fortunes in the last 4 years.

Indeed. Randy Lerner has a lot to answer for.

I don't see what Lerner has done wrong this instance. Lambert picked a new man to work alongside him and the club got him.

The buck stops with the chairman. We stumble from one f#ck to another and he's ultimately the man in charge and he's to blame.

But why is he to blame in this instance? It was an arrangement all parties involved were happy with. Keane thought he could hack doing both jobs and now he's decided he can't.

Every f#ck up at this club comes from his penny pinching, his cutbacks, his apathy, his incompetence and his crass stupidlty at running a football club.
Lambert should not be even be at the club let alone be allowed to employ a man like Keane as his number 2. So yes, it is Lerner's fault.

[saunders_heroes]

I didn't rate him as a player, I don't rate him as a manager, and I don't rate him as a person. He's a fucking wanker and he can stick his beard up his arse. The only reason I had any dealings with him is that somehow he was the assistant manager of my club! He can stick it up his bollocks.

I can understand you not rating him as a manager and person, but a player? He was simply outstanding.

Maybe you're missing Hopadop's reference?

World Cup bust up with 'Big' Mick

Of course! Apologies!

[aj2k77]

Basically he hinted as much in an interview a couple of weeks ago.  It is another of the long line of catastrophic experiments that have curtailed the clubs fortunes in the last 4 years.

Indeed. Randy Lerner has a lot to answer for.

I don't see what Lerner has done wrong this instance. Lambert picked a new man to work alongside him and the club got him.

The buck stops with the chairman. We stumble from one f#ck to another and he's ultimately the man in charge and he's to blame.

But why is he to blame in this instance? It was an arrangement all parties involved were happy with. Keane thought he could hack doing both jobs and now he's decided he can't.

It's Lerners fault because he employs the incompetent buffoon that attempts to manage our great club. If he had any sense or pride he would have sacked the fucker so he wasn't around anymore to make more managerial balls ups. But he doesn't, so anything that continues to go wrong with the playing side is ultimately Lerners fault.

[not3bad]

Sack Friday.

What would Crusoe say.

[cdward]

Chicken korma eating quitter

[Chico Hamilton III]

Chicken korma eating quitter

The curry puff

[chrisw1]

I didn't rate him as a player

Really?  Bloody hell.