Roy Keane has left

[Somniloquism]

I did wonder how much was the players losing respect for him over the book launch. Did our players think "he has dissed the team he played with for 10 years and the Sunderland players, what has he got in store for us in volume 3?"

[DaveD]

Leading candidates to replace him are understood to be Robbie Savage, Andrew Mitchell and Robert Mugabe.

[silhillvilla]

This is getting like an episode of crossroads now

I'd say a slightly shitter soap than that. El Dorado perhaps.

As it's Lambert perhaps Take The High Road

[TheTimVilla]

This is getting like an episode of crossroads now

I'd say a slightly shitter soap than that. El Dorado perhaps.

Players having affairs (maybe, allegedly, etc), addicted to sleeping pills, drink-driving, smashing in nightclub doors, etc. Ladies & gentlemen, I give you "Dream Team".

[andyh]

The biggest 'non-surprise' of the season.

[TheTimVilla]

Leading candidates to replace him are understood to be Robbie Savage, Andrew Mitchell and Robert Mugabe.

Please, not Savage.

[Tom_Mc9?]

It comes to something when the most interesting thing about the club is (our now lack of) assistant manager. Christ, we're rancid.

[UK Redsox]

How long until he crops up on Big Brother or in that jungle thing (if either of those shows are still going) ?

[David_Nab]

So in summary Lambert picked a back room staff that had to be sacked for bullying then picked a guy who left within 3 months..well done

As for Keane obviously learnt alot from working  for MON in how to leave a club at just the right moment ...

[Somniloquism]

So in summary Lambert picked a back room staff that had to be sacked for bullying then picked a guy who left within 3 months..well done

As for Keane obviously learnt alot from working  for MON in how to leave a club at just the right moment ...

Yep, just before the biggest match of our season.

[Jimbo]

It's all such a mess we could have John Wayne Gacy as assistant manager and walking out on us after three months; it wouldn't make any difference.

[SashasGrandad]

Sack Friday.

More like Black Sack Friday!

[supertom]

This is getting like an episode of crossroads now

I'd say a slightly shitter soap than that. El Dorado perhaps.

Players having affairs (maybe, allegedly, etc), addicted to sleeping pills, drink-driving, smashing in nightclub doors, etc. Ladies & gentlemen, I give you "Dream Team".

I bet a couple of those actors could probably walk into our side at the moment to be fair. They looked slightly more convincing as a footballing side as we do sometimes.

[silhillvilla]

This could be a positive if the players are happy to see the back of him ?

[DaveD]

I'd imagine there'll be a campaign to appoint @StanPetrov19 along in a minute...