Darren Bent joining Brighton on loan

[Dave]

My missus routinely loves her car parked outside the house

Well, whatever does it for her.

[PeterWithesShin]

My missus routinely loves her car parked outside the house

Well, whatever does it for her.

That's made me think of that pic of a bloke shagging a car. Mid bleach please.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

My missus routinely loves her car parked outside the house

Well, whatever does it for her.

Crazy kid!

[Lizz]

Just reading this, amazingly the wine stayed in my mouth. No need to clean the keyboard.

[Tom_Mc9?]

He scored another today. Hopefully somebody takes him off our hands in January.

[OCD]

Brighton stayed at the hotel where I did a course today. They were in the meeting room down the corridor to us and I held the door open for Sami Hyypia when I slipped out. Unfortunately I didn't cross paths with any of our lads, not that I would have known what to say.

[Toronto Villa]

Brighton stayed at the hotel where I did a course today. They were in the meeting room down the corridor to us and I held the door open for Sami Hyypia when I slipped out. Unfortunately I didn't cross paths with any of our lads, not that I would have known what to say.

Well maybe you should get better trousers as opposed to having your junk slip out in front of other men.

[OCD]

Interesting how your mind works TV.

[Toronto Villa]

Interesting how your mind works TV.

It's a dark, dark place.

*Classical music plays loudly in the background. Wipes away tears. Sharpens knives*

[Comrade Blitz]

There's next to zero car crime over here, mainly due to the fact that it's almost impossible to get stolen cars off the island.  My missus routinely loves her car parked outside the house unlocked with the keys still in it.

Ah yes, the myth of Little Aston and Four Oaks. Full of doddering old Doug Ellis types? If you're not a drug dealer, you're a professional car thief or dimwitted footballer who shows off their bling by leaving their cars parked outside....

Have a look at the interior of some of the more expensive properties for sale in B74 on www.rightmove.co.uk

 

[Jon Crofts]

Hyypia has quit as Brighton manager, could mean big fat Daz on his way back to B6.

[Dave]

He's done pretty much everything that could be asked of him down there, so I wonder if somebody near the top of the Championship might fancy throwing a million or two at us for him in January.

[Jon Crofts]

My missus routinely loves her car parked outside the house

Well, whatever does it for her.

That's made me think of that pic of a bloke shagging a car. Mid bleach please.

You need to watch The Counselor, Cameron Diaz & a car windscreen...................

[PeterWithesShin]

Fun(ish) fact. Of the last 10 Brighton games, in only 2 of them have none Villa players scored.

[OCD]

Apparently me holding the door open for Hyypia was too much for him. I'm sure there's a few people who would like me to hold the door open for Lambert if it had the same result.