Aston Villa vs Southampton match thread

[PeterWithesShin]

WTF? Bent for Sanchez?

[Malandro]

weighty bitch

[Jimbo]

Bent?

[supertom]

Sanchez makes me think: what if ... Nigel Benn played football?

He goes into weird kind of whirlwind frenzies sometimes and leaves his good sense behind.

The trouble with Sanchez, or Jackson 5 as my mate calls him, is that if he spends longer than two seconds on the ball, he loses it. Without fail. Other than that he normally looks fine.

[pauliewalnuts]

Fucking hell, here comes The Fat Prince of Bel Air.

[silhillvilla]

Bent for Sanchez Wtf !!

[paulcomben]

Ola, my name is Carlos. I win ze ball, then I pass eet straight to an opponent. So much that the coach thinks Dazza is a good replacement. Que?!!

[Villa in Denmark]

Well I didn't see that coming. Bent for Sanchez!

[brontebilly]

Strange change that

[Legion]

Eh? Bent replacing Sanchez!?

[pauliewalnuts]

Not really sure how this works, midfield physical presence off, fat, motionless "striker" on?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Evening, gents.

This is fun isn't it? A real humdinger. Bent on for Sanchez. I saw that coming. Honest.

[citizenDJ]

Is there a more consistently desperate looking side than us in the league?

I don't think so! every minute of every game we play, we give the impression of a plucky non-league side grimly, desperately hanging on against Premier League opposition in an FA Cp third round game.

[PeterWithesShin]

Fucking stupid freekick. They'll prob score from it.

[Ron Manager]

Benty on. Common Darren prove the doubters wrong.