The January 2015 Transfer Rumour Thread

[Tuscans]

Hold on to your hats Jim White and Katie Abdo are on next. Anything could happen!

Can't stand that prick and his yellow twatting tie.

[curiousorange]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

[Damo70]

He's going to sign, inevitable

No, you misheard. He is going to sign Invincible. Former Swindon striker Danny Invincible, now 35 and playing in the Thai Premier League for the wonderfully named Army FC.

[Loxton01]

So if we are to buy Lambert what style are we then going to play!

Tippy tappy from the keeper given we have two direct forwards??

I can see it now

[Damo70]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

[curiousorange]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

Idiots make things like this happen.

[Clampy]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

[UK Redsox]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

Was it Sue-Ellen's sister ?

[Damo70]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

I could have had a double on blue* and Nick Cotton.

I mean the colour blue for Jim's tie, not a has been boy band helping Nick Cotton kill Lucy Beale.

[Clampy]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

I could have had a double on blue* and Nick Cotton.

I mean the colour blue for Jim's tie, not a has been boy band helping Nick Cotton kill Lucy Beale.

Could you put me a fiver on Red and Wilmott Brown?

[curiousorange]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

I could have had a double on blue* and Nick Cotton.

I mean the colour blue for Jim's tie, not a has been boy band helping Nick Cotton kill Lucy Beale.

Could you put me a fiver on Red and Wilmott Brown?

If you win, you could buy the Dagmar.

[Mossie Hennebry]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

I think the day that you go into the bookies and see betting slips available to punt on who killed real people, that's when we will really be f**ked!

[Damo70]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

I could have had a double on blue* and Nick Cotton.

I mean the colour blue for Jim's tie, not a has been boy band helping Nick Cotton kill Lucy Beale.

Could you put me a fiver on Red and Wilmott Brown?

If I was in charge of the BBC, on the Football Focus Deadline Special tonight I would have Dan Walker wearing a tie with all the Lucy Beale suspects on it. 'Av some of that Jim White!

[Damo70]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

I think the day that you go into the bookies and see betting slips available to punt on who killed real people, that's when we will really be f**ked!

Good idea. Steward's enquiries are quicker and cheaper than appeals and retrials.

[Clampy]

It's the thing that makes me retch more than anything surrounding deadline day - this hero worship of that Jim White twat. He's beyond embarrassing.

Did you know (and I promise you this is 100% true) that the major bookies take bets on what colour ties he will wear on deadline day.

I was in my local bookies the other day and I saw special betting slips on the counter for who killed Lucy Beale off Eastenders.  It's not even a fucking real person!

I could have had a double on blue* and Nick Cotton.

I mean the colour blue for Jim's tie, not a has been boy band helping Nick Cotton kill Lucy Beale.

Could you put me a fiver on Red and Wilmott Brown?

If I was in charge of the BBC, on the Football Focus Deadline Special tonight I would have Dan Walker wearing a tie with all the Lucy Beale suspects on it. 'Av some of that Jim White!

If was in charge of the BBC, on the Football Focus Deadline Special, I'd have Lucy Beale hosting it calling Jim White a twat every five minutes.