West Ham vs Aston Villa match thread

[pauliewalnuts]

There's something about Downing's face that guarantees I'd never tire of stamping on it.

[CJ]

Oh dear

[Proposition Joe]

Unlucky TC23.

[aj2k77]

We need to be scoring our halfly shot.

[Toronto Villa]

9 corners to 0. Fuck me. It's really hard to be this bad but we are managing it comfortably.

[JUAN PABLO]

lowton fell over

[pauliewalnuts]

On the bright side, the kit looks nice with the white shorts.

[PeterWithesShin]

There's something about Downing's face that guarantees I'd never tire of stamping on it.

Alan Pardew, Stuart Downing and one bullet. What a dilemma! I mean which one do you want to have the quick death and which one do you to want repeatedly beat with the butt of the gun?

[Monty]

Are West Ham wearing longer studs?

[Villa in Denmark]

I haven't got the game on, but i have some jack Daniels. I'll knock back a shot for every shot we had on target. What's it to be?

For the 2nd half I'll just go with any old shot, just so i can enjoy myself.

The world's safest drinking game.

[Toronto Villa]

There's something about Downing's face that guarantees I'd never tire of stamping on it.

Alan Pardew, Stuart Downing and one bullet. What a dilemma! I mean which one do you want to have the quick death and which one do you to want repeatedly beat with the butt of the gun?

You bring in Angeina Jolie and fire one of those bending bullets through the head of both. In fact there would be room to add in Savage and Terry at the same time.

[adrenachrome]

We look better in monsoon conditions.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Our possession is up to 42%.
Must be a record for us.

[ronshirt]

Can't see WHU scoring. Unless Carroll gets on and repeats his hat-trick.

[JUAN PABLO]

carlton cole will come on  later