Scoring goals

[Richard E]

My Albyun mates are currently pissing themselves at our expense with an internet photo-fact stating the official website has had to cancel the October goal of the month competition because we didnt score one. I cant be arsed to check whether its true but I currently have no comeback. I feel like ive had my pants pulled down in front of the whole class.....

If you have an Albion friend, now is the time for that friendship to end...

[Meanwood Villa]

My Albyun mates are currently pissing themselves at our expense with an internet photo-fact stating the official website has had to cancel the October goal of the month competition because we didnt score one. I cant be arsed to check whether its true but I currently have no comeback. I feel like ive had my pants pulled down in front of the whole class.....

Weimann's got to think he's in with a great chance of bagging November's now.

[Richard E]

We could organise a "Simpleton of the Month" competition for West Bromwich Albion supporters. Let's face it, there would be no danger of it having to be cancelled for lack of entries.

[dave.woodhall]

My Albyun mates are currently pissing themselves at our expense with an internet photo-fact stating the official website has had to cancel the October goal of the month competition because we didnt score one. I cant be arsed to check whether its true but I currently have no comeback. I feel like ive had my pants pulled down in front of the whole class.....

You could always tell them we don't have a goal of the month competition.

[myf]

Scored more than 1 only 3 times in 26 games. Worse before it gets better.

I can remember going 2 up against Hull and thinking wow this is quite a treat having a two-goal cushion, but even that didn't last and we had to cling on! The problem is Lambert's teams retreat when we go a goal up which invites pressure and we inevitably concede.

I really wish we would go 442 and just attack.  Everyone we play knows exactly what to expect.

[PeterWithesShin]

My Albyun mates are currently pissing themselves at our expense with an internet photo-fact stating the official website has had to cancel the October goal of the month competition because we didnt score one. I cant be arsed to check whether its true but I currently have no comeback. I feel like ive had my pants pulled down in front of the whole class.....

You could always tell them we don't have a goal of the month competition.

You can also tell them we only played 3 games in October. I have a sneaky feeling we aren't the first side in history not to score for 3 games.

[Toronto Villa]

My Albyun mates are currently pissing themselves at our expense with an internet photo-fact stating the official website has had to cancel the October goal of the month competition because we didnt score one. I cant be arsed to check whether its true but I currently have no comeback. I feel like ive had my pants pulled down in front of the whole class.....

You could always tell them we don't have a goal of the month competition.

You can also tell them we only played 3 games in October. I have a sneaky feeling we aren't the first side in history not to score for 3 games.

you could also just remind him he's an Albion fan and walk away. They know who and what they are.

[Dave]

Don't worry, all will be fine:

Midfielder Joe Cole has backed in-form forward Charles N'Zogbia, 28, to provide the goals Aston Villa need.

From The Sun and repeated by the BBC Gossip Column.

[supertom]

Don't worry, all will be fine:

Midfielder Joe Cole has backed in-form forward Charles N'Zogbia, 28, to provide the goals Aston Villa need.

From The Sun and repeated by the BBC Gossip Column.

I'd rather Cole backed himself to run more than ten yards without looking like he needs a defibrillator pretty sharpish.

[paul_e]

Yes a player with a career average of 1 in 10 is the key to all our goalscoring woes.

[martin o`who??]

Goo....Goe..Gee.......sorry no comprehende..........

[Meanwood Villa]

We're now the lowest scorers in the division in our own right. 27 more goalless draws would probably be just about enough.

[Dave]

We're now the lowest scorers in the division in our own right. 27 more goalless draws would probably be just about enough.

I presume we're also the lowest scorers in all four divisions as well, not just our own.

[PaulWinch again]

It's not acceptable whichever way you look at it.

[andyh]

5 goals scored all season.
FIVE fucking goals.
The next time we play, it is virtually the end on November!!

FIVE FUCKING GOALS.