If you leave now, you might get there for the game next season (hoping we are both still in the Premier League). You travel on any transport you can until you get to the wilderness and then you have to walk for at least 40 days and 40 nights. Then you will see a sign to the ground. Follow the Yellow brick Road for 1000 miles and then you will see the lights. Shit, that's just a UFO, but at least you know you are getting close. It should only take you a further millennium groping through the fog to reach the game, only to find when you get there, you can only see past the penalty area due to heavy fog.
I tell you, it isn't worth it.
