Tom Cleverley - Loan Confirmed

[pauliewalnuts]

Anyway, the bloke who presents 'Homes under the Hammer' immediately struck me as the kind of fat, bouffant chancer who shows up for work late with a cocaine hangover, calls everyone 'darling' and never bothers to read the script.

That one where they try and find someone a house abroad OR WILL THEY STAY AT HOME (that being the twist), that Jasmine woman who does the "abroad" bits seems quite likeable and is quite attractive, but I always think she looks like she's been out on the lash till 4am the night before, done a load of pills, had sex with someone she can't remember, then gone back to her hotel room and spent an hour or two crying at her lack of respect for herself before having to get up an hour later for the shoot.

[PaulWinch again]

Welcome Tom, now prove yourself worthy on the pitch.

[edgysatsuma89]

I saw a bit of 'homes under the hammer' while I was waiting for my car to be serviced yesterday. Actually I wanted to watch 'Jeremy Kyle' but it was a VW dealership and the withered old bitch at reception claimed that all the shouting was giving her a headache.

Anyway, the bloke who presents 'Homes under the Hammer' immediately struck me as the kind of fat, bouffant chancer who shows up for work late with a cocaine hangover, calls everyone 'darling' and never bothers to read the script. Secretly he hates the programme and everyone on it, he's just trying to scrape together enough money to bail out a tanking speculative development somewhere in the Home Counties where he's been refused planning permission, is mortgaged up to the hilt and can't afford the repayments.

That's my take on it

It's amazing how much info you can gather just from watching someone briefly. Like Sherlock Holmes. I completely believe the above to be 100% correct.

Cleverley. Thought I'd just mention his name for when the mandatory party pooper tells us to get back 'on topic'. Which is boring.

[damon loves JT]

That's an excellent analysis. In that kind of telly, everyone thinks they're the only person who realises that what they're doing is valueless and stupid, and so everyone they work with must therefore be an idiot. So they are trapped in this cycle of dishonest, vacuous self-loathing.

I would love to see that presenter put his arm round some homebuyer and say: 'you know what your dream home is worth?'

(Pause, then whisper)

'Absolutely fuck all'

[PaulWinch again]

I'm pretty curious to see his welcome interview to see what he says.

[pauliewalnuts]

I'm pretty curious to see his welcome interview to see what he says.

Especially if they mention property shows.

Has he signed? I mean, has it been approved yet?

[The Laughing Policeman]

I'm pretty curious to see his welcome interview to see what he says.

"When I play for Everton in January it'll be a dream come true."

[PaulWinch again]

Apparently the official Villa twitter thing has been saying he has.

[pauliewalnuts]

Apparently the official Villa twitter thing has been saying he has.

Was a wind up

[Tony Erdington]

first thing we do is get the boy some english leasons, like what i did.

[PaulWinch again]

Apparently the official Villa twitter thing has been saying he has.

Was a wind up

Ah ok!

[pauliewalnuts]

Apparently the official Villa twitter thing has been saying he has.

Was a wind up

Ah ok!

But now there are lots of people saying he has.

Including someone calling him T-Clevz. Which is worse than TC23

[Ads]

Approved. Welcome TC23.

[PaulWinch again]

Right welcome to him and like I said I'm curious to know what he has to say. One thing's for sure that he does improve our team.

[Malandro]

Was it the word of īGod īthat finally convinced him ?...........Godzvilla!

Aston Villa legend Paul McGrath has told Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley to sign for Paul Lambert and build himself a good career at Villa Park.

Irishman McGrath a fan's favourite at Villa tweeted on social media site Twitter that Villa would be a good place for the youngster to build a name for himself.

He also told the England international to ask his agent to take a cut in his fee.

Paul McGrath    @Paulmcgrath5 
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Tom Cleverly if I was you I'd ask your agent to take a cut in his fee . Villa is a place you could build a gud name for yourself #game time


3:10 PM - 2 Sep 2014

Is it OK for God to spell good gud?

He's spells God, gud