Tom Cleverley - Loan Confirmed

[Small Rodent]

The Villa website seems to have crashed. The website really is a joke.

How far have we fallen, that our official website crashes

I've just rung the club about this. I was told the site hasn't crashed, it's been taken down for a redesign in accordance with our new owners wishes.
I was assured that when the site comes back online it will contain our new badge and motto and will also be in the clubs new colours.

Will I have to install Japanese fonts to read it?

[pauliewalnuts]

I don't have an issue with him wanting to go to everton, but i still think he's a bell end. The TC23 is embarrassing (although probably like most footballers).

He'll want to make sure he plays well fast though, i don't think many will give him much time. He'll be wishing he was still a scapegoat.

Hope it works out if it happens.

Agreed - TC23.....ffs.

I reckon they earn so much cash that the sycophants that surround them dare not tell them that they are acting like bell ends.

Whilst I agree, he does seem a bit of a knob, and that TC23 stuff is pretty funny, we all know that a few decent performances and we'll have forgotten all about that, as well as this Everton hang-up.

It's funny taking the piss in the meantime, though.

Regards

PW666 x

I guess we would cheer most things that pull the shirt on to be honest. That is the thing with supporting a club I guess.

The Gabby thread is a great example of this.

Yes, us muggy twats will support any old wanker as long as he plays for us. Some of us will even sink as low as backing our all-time Premier League top scorer.

What's your take on Homes Under The Hammer?

[pauliewalnuts]

The Villa website seems to have crashed. The website really is a joke.

How far have we fallen, that our official website crashes

I've just rung the club about this. I was told the site hasn't crashed, it's been taken down for a redesign in accordance with our new owners wishes.
I was assured that when the site comes back online it will contain our new badge and motto and will also be in the clubs new colours.

Will I have to install Japanese fonts to read it?

Word is we're all going to have to learn to read right to left.

[aev]

We is fickle Percy.

[Chico Hamilton III]

I don't have an issue with him wanting to go to everton, but i still think he's a bell end. The TC23 is embarrassing (although probably like most footballers).

He'll want to make sure he plays well fast though, i don't think many will give him much time. He'll be wishing he was still a scapegoat.

Hope it works out if it happens.

Agreed - TC23.....ffs.

I reckon they earn so much cash that the sycophants that surround them dare not tell them that they are acting like bell ends.

Whilst I agree, he does seem a bit of a knob, and that TC23 stuff is pretty funny, we all know that a few decent performances and we'll have forgotten all about that, as well as this Everton hang-up.

It's funny taking the piss in the meantime, though.

Regards

PW666 x

I guess we would cheer most things that pull the shirt on to be honest. That is the thing with supporting a club I guess.

The Gabby thread is a great example of this.

Yes, us muggy twats will support any old wanker as long as he plays for us. Some of us will even sink as low as backing our all-time Premier League top scorer.

What's your take on Homes Under The Hammer?

Idea for a programme

Holmes Under the Hammer

Members of the public bid for the right to batter Eamonn Holmes with a ball-pein hammer.

[walsall villain]

Had soddin' talk sport on all day yesterday when decorating and nothing happens, don't bother looking today and now the BBC informs me that he is coming on loan? What's going on? Must admit though, if approved this is better? If he is a shit as we fear we can give him back. Result.

[joe_c]

The Villa website seems to have crashed. The website really is a joke.

How far have we fallen, that our official website crashes

I've just rung the club about this. I was told the site hasn't crashed, it's been taken down for a redesign in accordance with our new owners wishes.
I was assured that when the site comes back online it will contain our new badge and motto and will also be in the clubs new colours.

With a redirect to the new domain, www.redbullbirminghamlions.co.uk

The TC23 Villainz

[edgysatsuma89]

If you've ever been unemployed/ill and watched 'homes under the hammer', i absolutely hate the male presenter based on literally fuck all. I want to smash his face back into the 80's where his hair belongs. Do i really hate him? Ofcourse not.

I know the one you mean.

The point at which i hate him most is when he's at the newly bought property with the new owners and they're telling him their plans, and he's stood there, casually leaning against a wall, clearly not really interested in them or listening to them.

If i were the buyer, I'd lean over and push his head into the wall, with great force.

I hate Homes Under The Hammer.

I also hate every single estate agent on it. In the bits where they show them walking down the road and play "Mister Big Stuff" makes me want to throw the telly out of the room.

And before anyone points out I can turn the telly over or not watch it, my Mrs will happily watch every single property show that is on, so there is an element of inescapability to it all.

That cracked me up Paulie, cheers, couldn't agree more.

Love the Holmes Under The Hammer idea as well. Lets get a kickstarter going.

[joe_c]

I don't have an issue with him wanting to go to everton, but i still think he's a bell end. The TC23 is embarrassing (although probably like most footballers).

He'll want to make sure he plays well fast though, i don't think many will give him much time. He'll be wishing he was still a scapegoat.

Hope it works out if it happens.

Agreed - TC23.....ffs.

I reckon they earn so much cash that the sycophants that surround them dare not tell them that they are acting like bell ends.

Whilst I agree, he does seem a bit of a knob, and that TC23 stuff is pretty funny, we all know that a few decent performances and we'll have forgotten all about that, as well as this Everton hang-up.

It's funny taking the piss in the meantime, though.

Regards

PW666 x

I guess we would cheer most things that pull the shirt on to be honest. That is the thing with supporting a club I guess.

The Gabby thread is a great example of this.

Yes, us muggy twats will support any old wanker as long as he plays for us. Some of us will even sink as low as backing our all-time Premier League top scorer.

What's your take on Homes Under The Hammer?

Idea for a programme

Holmes Under the Hammer

Members of the public bid for the right to batter Eamonn Holmes with a ball-pein hammer.

They came for Eamonn Holmes and I think I'm right in saying that I applauded

[godzvilla]

Was it the word of īGod īthat finally convinced him ?...........Godzvilla!

Aston Villa legend Paul McGrath has told Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley to sign for Paul Lambert and build himself a good career at Villa Park.

Irishman McGrath a fan's favourite at Villa tweeted on social media site Twitter that Villa would be a good place for the youngster to build a name for himself.

He also told the England international to ask his agent to take a cut in his fee.

Paul McGrath    @Paulmcgrath5 
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Tom Cleverly if I was you I'd ask your agent to take a cut in his fee . Villa is a place you could build a gud name for yourself #game time


3:10 PM - 2 Sep 2014

[edgysatsuma89]

It was 3.10 when i read that. Is there a wormhole?

[Meanwood Villa]

Was it the word of īGod īthat finally convinced him ?...........Godzvilla!

Aston Villa legend Paul McGrath has told Manchester United midfielder Tom Cleverley to sign for Paul Lambert and build himself a good career at Villa Park.

Irishman McGrath a fan's favourite at Villa tweeted on social media site Twitter that Villa would be a good place for the youngster to build a name for himself.

He also told the England international to ask his agent to take a cut in his fee.

Paul McGrath    @Paulmcgrath5 
Follow
Tom Cleverly if I was you I'd ask your agent to take a cut in his fee . Villa is a place you could build a gud name for yourself #game time


3:10 PM - 2 Sep 2014

Is it OK for God to spell good gud?

[mrastonvilla]

The Villa website seems to have crashed. The website really is a joke.

How far have we fallen, that our official website crashes

I've just rung the club about this. I was told the site hasn't crashed, it's been taken down for a redesign in accordance with our new owners wishes.
I was assured that when the site comes back online it will contain our new badge and motto and will also be in the clubs new colours.

With a redirect to the new domain, www.redbullbirminghamlions.co.uk

The TC23 Villainz

He'll need to get on to that marketing company if he comes here. Unless Aly Cissokho fancies changing his squad number.

[damon loves JT]

I saw a bit of 'homes under the hammer' while I was waiting for my car to be serviced yesterday. Actually I wanted to watch 'Jeremy Kyle' but it was a VW dealership and the withered old bitch at reception claimed that all the shouting was giving her a headache.

Anyway, the bloke who presents 'Homes under the Hammer' immediately struck me as the kind of fat, bouffant chancer who shows up for work late with a cocaine hangover, calls everyone 'darling' and never bothers to read the script. Secretly he hates the programme and everyone on it, he's just trying to scrape together enough money to bail out a tanking speculative development somewhere in the Home Counties where he's been refused planning permission, is mortgaged up to the hilt and can't afford the repayments.

That's my take on it

[danno]

He'll need to get on to that marketing company if he comes here. Unless Aly Cissokho fancies changing his squad number.

Won't be a problem, his intellectual close friends get to call him T.C.
(Providing it's with dignity.)