Carlos Sanchez

[Des Little]

Is Sanchez still sitting in the Malmaison bar?  That's the big question

[Clampy]

Put your tampon back in. Its hardly a saga is it?

It's a saga in that it's taking up an awful lot of time and energy on forums and social-media and there's still no concrete news.

That's hardly the clubs concern in fairness. They're not going to try and speed it up just so we can write Confirmed next to the title of this thread.

[silhillvilla]

Is Sanchez still sitting in the Malmaison bar?  That's the big question

Nah he's in Sam's Bar at The Belfry.

[Gregorys Boy]

Anti-climax indeed   Would have been by far our best signing of the summer IMO.

[Chris Smith]

Is Sanchez still sitting in the Malmaison bar?  That's the big question

Well he is still there but no longer able to sit, he's collapsed into a pool of his own vomit and is singing Colombian folk songs at the ankles of passing strangers.

[Des Little]

Anti-climax indeed   Would have been by far our best signing of the summer IMO.

Which isn't saying a great deal, really is it?

[RussellC]

Put your tampon back in. Its hardly a saga is it?

It's a saga in that it's taking up an awful lot of time and energy on forums and social-media and there's still no concrete news.

That's hardly the clubs concern in fairness. They're not going to try and speed it up just so we can write Confirmed next to the title of this thread.

I'm not sure where I've said that it is? My "Oh bloody hell" comment was one of frustration that this hasn't been put to bed yet. I've since been told by "TheAds" to put my tampon back in, and now you seem to think that I'm having a moan about the club.

[Phil from the upper holte]

Think we all need to chill here, season is 48 hours away, we'll be moaning about the manner of the defeat soon enough..Tongue firmly in cheek here

[BoskoDjembaSalifou]

Is Sanchez still sitting in the Malmaison bar?  That's the big question

Well he is still there but no longer able to sit, he's collapsed into a pool of his own vomit and is singing Colombian folk songs at the ankles of passing strangers.

Sign him up!

[Ads]

Put your tampon back in. Its hardly a saga is it?

It's a saga in that it's taking up an awful lot of time and energy on forums and social-media and there's still no concrete news.

That's hardly the clubs concern in fairness. They're not going to try and speed it up just so we can write Confirmed next to the title of this thread.

I'm not sure where I've said that it is? My "Oh bloody hell" comment was one of frustration that this hasn't been put to bed yet. I've since been told by "TheAds" to put my tampon back in, and now you seem to think that I'm having a moan about the club.

I told you to put your tampon back in for your fruity response to me.

[Clampy]

Put your tampon back in. Its hardly a saga is it?

It's a saga in that it's taking up an awful lot of time and energy on forums and social-media and there's still no concrete news.

That's hardly the clubs concern in fairness. They're not going to try and speed it up just so we can write Confirmed next to the title of this thread.

I'm not sure where I've said that it is? My "Oh bloody hell" comment was one of frustration that this hasn't been put to bed yet. I've since been told by "TheAds" to put my tampon back in, and now you seem to think that I'm having a moan about the club.

Well you were suggesting that the deal was taking a long time and that we don't know how far down the road the deal is so it was my assumption that you were responding to Lambert's press conference. My apologies and all that.

[LeeB]

Lambert made a point of pulling up Koeman for talking about other clubs players. He'd look a bit of a twat if he then did the same thing with Sanchez seeing as the deal is not yet complete.

[RussellC]

Put your tampon back in. Its hardly a saga is it?

It's a saga in that it's taking up an awful lot of time and energy on forums and social-media and there's still no concrete news.

That's hardly the clubs concern in fairness. They're not going to try and speed it up just so we can write Confirmed next to the title of this thread.

I'm not sure where I've said that it is? My "Oh bloody hell" comment was one of frustration that this hasn't been put to bed yet. I've since been told by "TheAds" to put my tampon back in, and now you seem to think that I'm having a moan about the club.

Well you were suggesting that the deal was taking a long time and that we don't know how far down the road the deal is so it was my assumption that you were responding to Lambert's press conference. My apologies and all that.

No worries. It's more that I'd like it done and dusted and my Twitter feed returned to it's normal offerings of shit jokes and people retweeting Katie Hopkins. Well, maybe not the latter actually...

[SamTheMouse]

I like that Lambert is keeping tight-lipped. Proper respect and all that. Despite everything that's going on, we're still a class outfit.

[Jon Crofts]

There are still 18 days to go in this window, so please do keep your pantyhose on everyone