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Author Topic: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.  (Read 58840 times)

Offline peter w

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #315 on: July 12, 2014, 01:01:09 PM »
Ah. Depends on the pub, surely?

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #316 on: July 12, 2014, 03:26:45 PM »
and on what ley line it is on.

Offline robbo1874

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #317 on: July 13, 2014, 05:14:25 AM »
Back in the days when mirrors were comparatively expensive you'd have just one in the house if you were lucky, and chances are it would be a family heirloom. If you broke it a replacement would take on average seven years to save for.
ze Germans have a similar saying- 7 years bad sex. Apparently if you don't look somebody in the eye who you are clinking steins with and saying cheers to, that is the result. Not sure if there is any factual basis to it though...

Offline mr underhill

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #318 on: July 13, 2014, 05:41:49 AM »
it's worse. I haven't had a decent shag in more like eight years since it happened to me at an Oktober Fest.

Offline claret and blue blood

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #319 on: July 13, 2014, 09:18:19 AM »
So why is it bad luck to "cross on the stairs" answer this and we will have no problems next season as it sometimes takes me 8 attempts to take my seat without some awkward sod coming down them!

Offline Ron Manager

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #320 on: July 13, 2014, 09:57:21 AM »
I didn't.

and neither did I. Scored a few but never looked like sustaining a goalscoring run. John Woodward looked as if he had something. Then he got a serious injury(against the Baggies I think) and that more or less finished him as a top level player.

Offline Witton Warrior

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #321 on: July 13, 2014, 10:15:18 AM »


Continuing on the theme. The only one I think I may know is the saying "touch wood". Which I believe came from the christian crosses that were originally made of wood that hung around their necks and that they would touch for comfort and guidance before (as an example) they were fed to the lions...

Even earlier I think - Saxon heathenry held that there was a spirit in all living things - they worshipped in open tree groves - to "touch wood" was to make an wish, oath or promise on the living spirit of a holy tree (oak/ash etc)

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #322 on: July 13, 2014, 12:18:34 PM »
Back in the days when mirrors were comparatively expensive you'd have just one in the house if you were lucky, and chances are it would be a family heirloom. If you broke it a replacement would take on average seven years to save for.
ze Germans have a similar saying- 7 years bad sex. Apparently if you don't look somebody in the eye who you are clinking steins with and saying cheers to, that is the result. Not sure if there is any factual basis to it though...

I usually like to clink steins whilst having bad sex.

Offline Diablo

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #323 on: July 14, 2014, 11:33:32 AM »

Continuing on the theme. The only one I think I may know is the saying "touch wood". Which I believe came from the christian crosses that were originally made of wood that hung around their necks and that they would touch for comfort and guidance before (as an example) they were fed to the lions...

Damn, I was convinced that this phrase came from fluffers in the porn industry.

Hahaha! Brilliant. This is my favourite explanation.

Offline Diablo

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #324 on: July 14, 2014, 11:41:52 AM »


Continuing on the theme. The only one I think I may know is the saying "touch wood". Which I believe came from the christian crosses that were originally made of wood that hung around their necks and that they would touch for comfort and guidance before (as an example) they were fed to the lions...

Even earlier I think - Saxon heathenry held that there was a spirit in all living things - they worshipped in open tree groves - to "touch wood" was to make an wish, oath or promise on the living spirit of a holy tree (oak/ash etc)

This would actually make much more sense to me especially with the christians having a track record of "adopting" lots of things (symbolism, names etc) from pagan religions. Yep. I obviously made the mistake of listening to a christian. School boy error! Doh!

Offline kippaxvilla2

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #325 on: July 14, 2014, 02:17:07 PM »
What about 'no flies on you?'

Offline Tony Erdington

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #326 on: July 28, 2014, 07:39:26 PM »
So we see Paul off Friday 1st August, the chosen few will be there.

the nineteenth that is.



Offline Dante Lavelli

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #327 on: July 28, 2014, 07:44:03 PM »
So we see Paul off Friday 1st August, the chosen few will be there.

the nineteenth that is.

I've never heard of that expression and I don't understand it in the context of Faulkner leaving too.
Can you rephrase please?

Offline LeeB

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #328 on: July 28, 2014, 07:44:25 PM »
So we see Paul off Friday 1st August, the chosen few will be there.

the nineteenth that is.




Say what, brother?

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Re: Goodbye Paul Faulkner.
« Reply #329 on: July 28, 2014, 07:46:39 PM »
So we see Paul off Friday 1st August, the chosen few will be there.

the nineteenth that is.




?

Is that a golfing reference?

 


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