Other Games 2014-15

[paulcomben]

Don't go to bed yet. It could be another Istanbul 2005... OK, OK, thorough brushing for 2 minutes, then.

[pauliewalnuts]

Kevin Keegan: "There's a massive gap between these two sides, and you'd never think you'd have said that"

Hmmm. Maybe if you'd been living in a cave for the last decade.

[paulcomben]

I'm almost tempted to find a stream so as I can watch them being humiliated. I wish it was on ITV, i'd love to hear Andy and Clive trying not to cry while they still wank off over The Kop.

There was a spell just now for what seemed liked about five minutes where Real were just inside the Liverpool half and passed it amongst themselves at will, Liverpool unable to get near it.

So, save effort by watching any Villa defeat 2011-14, but pretending they are playing in red.

[DB]

Even though our defence is poor, Liverpool's is pretty poor. Ok, it's RM but they weren't much better on Sun.

[pauliewalnuts]

Trevor Francis laying into Mignolet

[phantom limb]

So it looks like most, if not all of the players that Liverpool bought in the summer are cack. Balotelli especially.

[devilla]

Evening all.

Just seen Real's first goal. Fabulous ball by Rodriguez and what a finish by Ronaldo.

The other two seem to expose Liverpool's obvious frailties. Shame isn't it?

[pauliewalnuts]

So it looks like most, if not all of the players that Liverpool bought in the summer are cack. Balotelli especially.

Every time I have seen Balotelli play for Liverpool, he has looked quite clearly like he just doesn't care very much any more.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

So it looks like most, if not all of the players that Liverpool bought in the summer are cack. Balotelli especially.

I could have told Rodgers that Balotelli was shit ages ago.
D'you think he'll let me have a small % of the £16m if I tell him now?

[Dave]

Dortmund are probably the only club that I sort of wish I supported. I don't really but you know what I mean.

Lower in the Bundesliga at the moment than Villa are in the Premier League.

Stick rather than twist I reckon.

[pauliewalnuts]

Fucking hell, Balotelli swapping shirts with a Real player at half time.

[pauliewalnuts]

Keegan (seriously): "Maybe there was some reason, maybe he asked him for a shirt for charity or something"

[SoccerHQ]

Return game at Bernabeu is on ITV, that should be hilarious.

Balotelli been subbed again I see.

[paulcomben]

Do not worry. Adam Lallana has taken off his tracksuit and he is only wearing a Liverpool kit underneath.

[Flamingo Lane]

What does a footballer used to playing the game on the world stage do with an opponent's shirt anyway, once he's got it home?