Caption Competition

[Villa in Denmark]

I signed what whilst I was pissed?

[pbavfckuwait]

Enjoy it of course I will enjoy it, this is the first time in my life, I have been at a proper football club.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

They have given me a list of everybody who hasn't renewed their season tickets.
I have your address, expect a knock at the door soon.

[Malandro]

So Gordon, Paul tells me you don't like his ideas

[Simon Ward]

"Who invented the bicycle kick?"

[ChicagoLion]

We've seen this photo before, but thought it was worth another whirl.

First prize - An AVFC season ticket. Second prize - two AVFC season tickets etc etc **



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Feck Arse Drink

[cdbearsfan]

"Stick this caption competition up yer bollocks".

[supertom]

"What are ye looking at!?"

[Malandro]

can I withdraw my entry (oo-er) I don't want to run the risk of getting the prize.

[Jimbo]

We've seen this photo before, but thought it was worth another whirl.

First prize - An AVFC season ticket. Second prize - two AVFC season tickets etc etc **



** just for clarity, there are not any actual prizes.

Clerical error sends Keane to Bodymoor, not Broadmoor.

[papa lazarou]

If one more tosser makes another pun on that other thread......

[Steve R]

... and this is my impression of Mesut Ozil

[HK Villan]

"Woodward, if you ask me what my favourite colour is, I will rip your c#ck off, is that clear?"

New winner!

[Broughty-Villian]

Illogical, Look into my eyes and tell me face to face who's a twat

[peter w]

I am laughing. Look at my eyes.