Caption Competition

[pauliewalnuts]

"I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you."

Already a winner for me.

Me too.

[Clampy]

Who the fucks this Eastie?

[Virgil Caine]

Could I get a Prawn, Armadillo and Kumquat sandwich on seasoned rye please, ya fookin wanker.

[villa `cross the mersey]

I thought Paul said "would you like to come to our stone Villa- I was thinking fucking Tuscany not fucking Trinity Road"

[class-of-82]

" the reason I took on the coaching role here is because this is a huge club with a history and tradition that is envied by a host of clubs. It has a support that is the best in the league and i hope I can help it back to the very top of the English game where it belongs"
 
" now any more stupid questions "

[Tuscans]

"What do you mean, you can't put anything up your bollocks?"

[Legion]

" the reason I took on the coaching role here is because this is a huge club with a history and tradition that is envied by a host of clubs. It has a support that is the best in the league and i hope I can help it back to the very top of the English game where it belongs"
 
" now any more stupid questions "

Another potential winner.

[Tuscans]

"Why do you keep asking me to count up to turty tree?"

[Walmley_Villa]

"Woodward, if you ask me what my favourite colour is, I will rip your c#ck off, is that clear?"

[serbentoflight]

Potaytoe!

[peter w]

I said, I was on a Villa site and called myself 'Logical' you cnut.

[The Laughing Policeman]

"You're going home in an ambulance."

[The Laughing Policeman]

"What's with this Ansell's Bitter, M&B shite? If ya wanna be proper bootboys get some feckin Bushmills inside ya."

[Grande Pablo]

I'm going to be working with Ciaran Clark all week?

[kippaxvilla2]

'Ar home they stand around eating prawn sandwiches and getting drunk.  I don't think these people could even spell football.'  'Oh that's the first team, good Jaysus.'