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Online The Left Side

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #720 on: October 27, 2014, 11:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Des Little on October 27, 2014, 10:27:24 PM
Joe Cole is fat, unfit and past it. End of.

And ours for two more seasons, woo hoo!
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Offline sendô WHU

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #721 on: November 01, 2014, 02:37:50 PM »
I'm amazed Villa signed Cole, he was clearly past his best and off the pace last season at West Ham.

Shame really, he was a quality player just a couple of years ago.
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Online Drummond

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #722 on: December 03, 2014, 08:33:31 AM »
Injured? That's a surprise. Hamstring this time too, jesus wept.
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Offline not3bad

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #723 on: December 03, 2014, 08:37:35 AM »
His legs seem to be made of the same stuff as a Daddy long legs, except he can't grow new ones.
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Offline supertom

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #724 on: December 03, 2014, 08:55:44 AM »
What bugged me a little about Cole last night was, his legs appeared to give out. He was sat on the floor looking sorry for himself. As soon as his number came up, he got up and sprinted off the fucking pitch. In fact it was as quick as I've ever seen him move for us.
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Offline tomd2103

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #725 on: December 03, 2014, 10:29:46 AM »
Quote from: The Left Side on October 27, 2014, 11:08:26 PM
Quote from: Des Little on October 27, 2014, 10:27:24 PM
Joe Cole is fat, unfit and past it. End of.

And ours for two more seasons, woo hoo!

Said it at the time, but offering him a two year contract was a really poor decision (unless of course there are some break off clauses written in). 
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #726 on: December 03, 2014, 10:34:47 AM »
He had played nearly 2 days in a week! poor little lamb
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Offline itbrvilla

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #727 on: December 03, 2014, 10:35:04 AM »
Quote from: not3bad on December 03, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
His legs seem to be made of the same stuff as a Daddy long legs, except he can't grow new ones.
Neither can daddy long legs.
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Online exigo

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #728 on: December 03, 2014, 12:40:24 PM »
Still can't complete ninety minutes, even when he's given two games to achieve it.
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Online LeeB

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #729 on: December 03, 2014, 12:46:24 PM »
He's still got the ability, but can't keep himself fit long enough to make it count.
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Offline Witton Warrior

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #730 on: December 03, 2014, 05:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Drummond on December 03, 2014, 08:33:31 AM
Injured? That's a surprise. Hamstring this time too, jesus wept.

But I wanted to see the "good" Joe Cole on Sunday! <stamps foot>
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Offline Diablo

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #731 on: March 12, 2015, 12:38:56 PM »
I wonder what Joe Cole is up to? Anyone any ideas?
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Offline pauliewalnuts

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #732 on: March 12, 2015, 12:42:48 PM »
Sat, smoking, watching Jeremy Kyle most days, I reckon.
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Offline dave shelley

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #733 on: March 12, 2015, 12:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Diablo on March 12, 2015, 12:38:56 PM
I wonder what Joe Cole is up to? Anyone any ideas?


About page 796 of War And Peace I would imagine.
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Offline IAmTheOneIanOlney

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Re: Joe Cole
« Reply #734 on: March 12, 2015, 01:08:34 PM »
Quote from: Diablo on March 12, 2015, 12:38:56 PM
I wonder what Joe Cole is up to? Anyone any ideas?

No good.
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