Albrighton Going to Leicester

[Bad English]

We must have had such innocent teenage years compared with the young'uns these days. While we furtively teased one out over a nice lady in a peekaboo bra in the Littlewoods catalogue, today's adolescents probably can't get it up without a movie of some lass getting torn a new one by six blokes on the bonnet of a stretch limo.

I don't know. Most of the teenagers I see daily (at home and at work) are too brain-dead to be at it. They just watch shit TV and look at their phones.

[itbrvilla]

Ahhhh the lingerie pages of a catalogue. Such memories of my youth. And yesterday.

I've got Agent Provocateur in my favourites folder incase I get any "free time".

[Jon Crofts]

Hedge porn, always a great day as a teenager.

Kids today, they're missing out on a find of grumble.

[pauliewalnuts]

Hedge porn, always a great day as a teenager.

It's far too easy these days. When we were kids, you'd treasure hedge porn. Porn would be about taking what you could get, which wasn't much in this country.

These days, they get instant access to any form of grot they fancy.

Goat bumming?
Water sports?
Fancy seeing some pictures of a bloke hanging out of the back of a Land Rover exhaust pipe whilst dressed in lingerie?

Fire up the internet and it shall be yours.

This generation are so spoiled.

[LeeS]

Making copies of your mate's dad's Confessions of a Window cleaner vhs. Then you'd lend it out and it would come back with noticeable wear on the 'good' bits from repeated rewind and replay. That stuff would be allowed before the watershed nowadays.

[pauliewalnuts]

Making copies of your mate's dad's Confessions of a Window cleaner vhs. Then you'd lend it out and it would come back with noticeable wear on the 'good' bits from repeated rewind and replay. That stuff would be allowed before the watershed nowadays.

For several years I thought the "theme music" to Electric Blue videos was something unique to them, which they'd commissioned. Right up until the first time I heard Sound and Vision by Bowie.

[PeterWithesShin]

Ha, i'd forgotten all about Electric Blue. Everyone knew someone who had copies of Animal Farm, Debbie Does Dallas, Deepthroat, Flesh Gordon etc.

[LeeB]

I can remember a specific light-funk tune from a porno staring Ron Jeremy, note for note.

[pauliewalnuts]

Ha, i'd forgotten all about Electric Blue. Everyone knew someone who had copies of Animal Farm, Debbie Does Dallas, Deepthroat, Flesh Gordon etc.

At our school, my mate's brother was in the army in West Germany, and used to bring copies of porno videos back, marking the VHS tapes as "Regimental boxing" - which became our school's slang term for porn for the next few years.

[Jon Crofts]

Making copies of your mate's dad's Confessions of a Window cleaner vhs. Then you'd lend it out and it would come back with noticeable wear on the 'good' bits from repeated rewind and replay. That stuff would be allowed before the watershed nowadays.

Always remember to rewind the tape to the start or risk being caught out leaving it just a few seconds past the money shot.

[LeeB]

Did anyone else have the "It's stuck in the bastard video player!" nightmare, or was it just me?

[Clampy]

Did anyone else have the "It's stuck in the bastard video player!" nightmare, or was it just me?

You mean the tape I hope?

[PeterWithesShin]

Did anyone else have the "It's stuck in the bastard video player!" nightmare, or was it just me?

You mean the tape I hope?

Arf!

[PeterWithesShin]

Making copies of your mate's dad's Confessions of a Window cleaner vhs. Then you'd lend it out and it would come back with noticeable wear on the 'good' bits from repeated rewind and replay. That stuff would be allowed before the watershed nowadays.

Always remember to rewind the tape to the start or risk being caught out leaving it just a few seconds past the money shot.

Or using that counter thing on video players to make sure you left the tape in the exact place it was when you started watching it.

[Jon Crofts]

Making copies of your mate's dad's Confessions of a Window cleaner vhs. Then you'd lend it out and it would come back with noticeable wear on the 'good' bits from repeated rewind and replay. That stuff would be allowed before the watershed nowadays.

Always remember to rewind the tape to the start or risk being caught out leaving it just a few seconds past the money shot.

Or using that counter thing on video players to make sure you left the tape in the exact place it was when you started watching it.

That was almost as accurate as the markings on a C60 or C90 that showed how much time had elapsed based on how much tape was visible through the perspex, techno techno techno.