Albrighton Going to Leicester

[dave.woodhall]

The annoying habit he had of proclaiming himself the winner of an argument should be up there with "I know you'll ban me" as an automatic ban.

[rob_bridge]

The annoying habit he had of proclaiming himself the winner of an argument should be up there with "I know you'll ban me" as an automatic ban.

'....didn't you know Hitler was the first person to do that....'

or '....Hitler has a similar approach when you consider <select 1 from a long list of henious crimes>'

[QBVILLA]

I like the way people are better fans than others. We're humans, some are cheerful by nature some are downright miserable bastards but we're all Villa fans. Whether you haven't missed a game in 50 years or have only seen one game at Villa Park in your lifetime you have a right to an opinion. As for the banning of posters, well it's only a forum there are others. As with all forums there are some characters who are never wrong and come across as condescending pricks but again it's justa forum. Log off it affects your blood pressure.

[pauliewalnuts]

I like the way people are better fans than others. We're humans, some are cheerful by nature some are downright miserable bastards but we're all Villa fans. Whether you haven't missed a game in 50 years or have only seen one game at Villa Park in your lifetime you have a right to an opinion. As for the banning of posters, well it's only a forum there are others. As with all forums there are some characters who are never wrong and come across as condescending pricks but again it's justa forum. Log off it affects your blood pressure.

Chill out, mate, it's just a forum.

[QBVILLA]

I like the way people are better fans than others. We're humans, some are cheerful by nature some are downright miserable bastards but we're all Villa fans. Whether you haven't missed a game in 50 years or have only seen one game at Villa Park in your lifetime you have a right to an opinion. As for the banning of posters, well it's only a forum there are others. As with all forums there are some characters who are never wrong and come across as condescending pricks but again it's justa forum. Log off it affects your blood pressure.

Chill out, mate, it's just a forum.

I've logged off and knocked one out to the Kays catalogue. Feeling much better now.

[pauliewalnuts]

I like the way people are better fans than others. We're humans, some are cheerful by nature some are downright miserable bastards but we're all Villa fans. Whether you haven't missed a game in 50 years or have only seen one game at Villa Park in your lifetime you have a right to an opinion. As for the banning of posters, well it's only a forum there are others. As with all forums there are some characters who are never wrong and come across as condescending pricks but again it's justa forum. Log off it affects your blood pressure.

Chill out, mate, it's just a forum.

I've logged off and knocked one out to the Kays catalogue. Feeling much better now.

Works for me every time, too.

[olaftab]

I like the way people are better fans than others. We're humans, some are cheerful by nature some are downright miserable bastards but we're all Villa fans. Whether you haven't missed a game in 50 years or have only seen one game at Villa Park in your lifetime you have a right to an opinion. As for the banning of posters, well it's only a forum there are others. As with all forums there are some characters who are never wrong and come across as condescending pricks but again it's justa forum. Log off it affects your blood pressure.

Chill out, mate, it's just a forum.

I thought I woz your mate?

[LeeB]

I like the way people are better fans than others. We're humans, some are cheerful by nature some are downright miserable bastards but we're all Villa fans. Whether you haven't missed a game in 50 years or have only seen one game at Villa Park in your lifetime you have a right to an opinion. As for the banning of posters, well it's only a forum there are others. As with all forums there are some characters who are never wrong and come across as condescending pricks but again it's justa forum. Log off it affects your blood pressure.

Chill out, mate, it's just a forum.

I've logged off and knocked one out to the Kays catalogue. Feeling much better now.

Works for me every time, too.

You've got me thinking now, I've haven't had a good nostalga-wank for some time.

[PeterWithesShin]

Ahhhh the lingerie pages of a catalogue. Such memories of my youth. And yesterday.

[pauliewalnuts]

Thinking of porridge-gunning days of youth, I remembered Maria Whittaker.

I just googled her.

She's married to the Rebel MC.

How random is that?

[PeterWithesShin]

She's Street Tuff.

Dee Ivens, Helen Labdon and Gaynor Goodman were my page 3 delights. And Linda Lusardi as well, but that's a given.

[Des Little]

Rough like a ninja, stinging like a bee

[SamTheMouse]

We must have had such innocent teenage years compared with the young'uns these days. While we furtively teased one out over a nice lady in a peekaboo bra in the Littlewoods catalogue, today's adolescents probably can't get it up without a movie of some lass getting torn a new one by six blokes on the bonnet of a stretch limo.

[Bad English]

Don't recall Cooper's Injury too much.

I miss CI; you were never in the dark about prices on the forecourts with him. In fact, if the price of a barrel of crude increased by more than +0.0001 cents, up he would pop giving it the Full Daily Mail.

[PeterWithesShin]

Hedge porn, always a great day as a teenager.