Swansea City vs Aston Villa Post-Match Thread

[pauliewalnuts]

It is really difficult to know where to start in fully describing the shambles this club has become.

Honestly, from top to bottom, the club is a fucking mess and all of them want fucking shooting.

The stay-away half arsed chairman who can't string two coherent sentences together with his "tell you what I am going to do in the summer" bullshit, the utter moron.

The shiny faced twelve year old CEO who is great at running restaurants and charities but absolutely out of his depth running a football club.

The denialist, mumbling wreck of a football relic we have in charge of the team who has managed to make McLeish look decent by comparison.

The collection of players who look like they should be in the Championship - at best - in most cases, and in others like they've never played the game before. This group of "young and hungry" players, the likes of the clueless Baker, the half arsed Weimann with his three goals all season and accompanying undropability, the ones who just don't look particularly arsed.

Or how about the ones who have spent the season playing keepy uppies with schoolchildren because their high wages mean they can't be trusted with the proper squad?

Then take a look at some of the shit that has gone on.

Coaches suspended for bullying.

Coaches who, apparently, had made training sessions a misery and had been actively training the players to play long ball tactics. What the fuck was Lambert doing while that was going on?

Who is the manager here at the moment? Is it Lambert? For how long? is he actually working his notice? Is the chairman going to sack him? Is the chairman going to actually be the chairman this time next week, let alone this time next year?

Sometimes a club will start behaving as if it has decided it is going to get relegated, and not let anything stop it. A few years ago that was Newcastle. This season, we are starting to look like that Newcastle side.

The difference is, Newcastle went down and kept all their better players. We are going to go down and find ourselves with a squad full of fucking dross which has no hope of getting automatic promotion.

Shame on the witlessly stupid, and the wilfully negligent morons who have brought us to this situation.

I wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire.

[richard moore]

We are the poorest side in the prem now and if we do go down Lambert and Lerner will never be forgiven.
I gave up on Villa and watched the Fulham game, god help us next week the way Fulham got pummelled the second half. Agree about Baker a walking disaster. We will not get another point so relying on the ones below us to lose.

I've said it many times now - this is the worst Villa team I've ever seen in my life.

Indeed, that's been obvious for a long time

[Toronto Villa]

If Doug was in charge Lambert would have been walked round the rose garden after the Bradford debacle.
How he is still employed by us and paid millions is a fucking joke

We have to stop with this Doug wouldn't have stood for this thing. I don't recall Doug firing McNeill in time to keep us up. I do recall him hiring him though.

[aj2k77]

Please someone buy us out.

Everyone to do with this current crop of losers I want out of the club.

Lambert
Lerner
Faulkner
The defence
The midfield
The forwards

I honestly couldn't give a fuck if we started afresh from scratch and we never had to see any of them again. Theres a real losers and excuse makers mentality at the club right now. It started when MON left, no one took the bull by the horns and took charge, everything was MONs fault. 4 years later I wouldn't be surprised if they are still feeling sorry for themselves and cursing him.

We lose, we go again.
Someone fucks up, they get picked again.
Bad fullback? Buy another one? He's shit too? Buy another one.

It's a circus, a really dull one, ran by clowns who have no new material.

Every interview is the same.
90% of the team selections are the same.
Gameplan is always the same.
Mistakes made are the same.

Someone just come in, with a fucking brain and get some football men into this club and start again.

Lerner fuck off and buy yourself some new cars, I really wish we weren't your midlife crisis purchase.
Fulkner, youre an arse licker, you'll be sucking cocks in the FA to get ahead after this season hopefully.
And as for Paul Lambert and his two bullies he drags around with him leeching off our club, you're as inspirational as a turnip.

Go the lot of you.

[ChicagoLion]

Based on results, tactics, playing style and commitment this team should be relegated.

[kippaxvilla2]

If Doug was in charge Lambert would have been walked round the rose garden after the Bradford debacle.
How he is still employed by us and paid millions is a fucking joke

Cause our custodian doesn't give a shit

Because he's a fcukin yes man who has followed the owners pay peanuts get really bad monkeys experiment to the letter.  Lerner is probably cracking open the Liebfraumilch.

[mikeb1982]

Sack him now and VP won't be boiling over at the first (of many) mistakes from the likes of Baker.  If the Holte is the 12th man like your pretty little banner says then fucking well listen to us and sack him before the end of the Utd game  If nothing else it will make sure the players look forward to training on Monday and then, just maybe, we'll get the ball down, play, and spank a shithouse team like Hull of the park, like Aston Villa should.  Leave him there a second longer and it is only others ineptitude keeping us up. 

[dicedlam]

Two simple words please Lambert.

'I quit'

He's not going to do that now is he?

He will also not get fired if we are indeed in the middle of a sale. Why would Lerner fire him and then have to pay him compo, when in all likelihood the new owner would do it anyway?

What an absolute fucking shambles this club has become.

[clash city rocker]

Well Mr. Lerner , Mr. Faulkner and Mr lambert....I hope you are fuckin proud of yourselves.

[kippaxvilla2]

It is really difficult to know where to start in fully describing the shambles this club has become.

Honestly, from top to bottom, the club is a fucking mess and all of them want fucking shooting.

The stay-away half arsed chairman who can't string two coherent sentences together with his "tell you what I am going to do in the summer" bullshit, the utter moron.

The shiny faced twelve year old CEO who is great at running restaurants and charities but absolutely out of his depth running a football club.

The denialist, mumbling wreck of a football relic we have in charge of the team who has managed to make McLeish look decent by comparison.

The collection of players who look like they should be in the Championship - at best - in most cases, and in others like they've never played the game before. This group of "young and hungry" players, the likes of the clueless Baker, the half arsed Weimann with his three goals all season and accompanying undropability, the ones who just don't look particularly arsed.

Or how about the ones who have spent the season playing keepy uppies with schoolchildren because their high wages mean they can't be trusted with the proper squad?

Then take a look at some of the shit that has gone on.

Coaches suspended for bullying.

Coaches who, apparently, had made training sessions a misery and had been actively training the players to play long ball tactics. What the fuck was Lambert doing while that was going on?

Who is the manager here at the moment? Is it Lambert? For how long? is he actually working his notice? Is the chairman going to sack him? Is the chairman going to actually be the chairman this time next week, let alone this time next year?

Sometimes a club will start behaving as if it has decided it is going to get relegated, and not let anything stop it. A few years ago that was Newcastle. This season, we are starting to look like that Newcastle side.

The difference is, Newcastle went down and kept all their better players. We are going to go down and find ourselves with a squad full of fucking dross which has no hope of getting automatic promotion.

Shame on the witlessly stupid, and the wilfully negligent morons who have brought us to this situation.

I wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire.

This post deserves its own sticky.  I am now embarking on a standing ovation.

[VinnieChase84]

I'd like to make a special mention for Nathan Baker also. The worst centre half I have seen I'm my lifetime of watching Villa
No doubt he will play again next week. I've said it before but if he ends up playing any higher than Millwall then I will eat my hat

[silhillvilla]

If Doug was in charge Lambert would have been walked round the rose garden after the Bradford debacle.
How he is still employed by us and paid millions is a fucking joke

We have to stop with this Doug wouldn't have stood for this thing. I don't recall Doug firing McNeill in time to keep us up. I do recall him hiring him though.

No we don't have to stop with it at all.

[curiousorange]

Not that it's going to help exactly, but what are the permutations which will allow us to stay up without getting another point?

[Richard E]

It is really difficult to know where to start in fully describing the shambles this club has become.

Honestly, from top to bottom, the club is a fucking mess and all of them want fucking shooting.

The stay-away half arsed chairman who can't string two coherent sentences together with his "tell you what I am going to do in the summer" bullshit, the utter moron.

The shiny faced twelve year old CEO who is great at running restaurants and charities but absolutely out of his depth running a football club.

The denialist, mumbling wreck of a football relic we have in charge of the team who has managed to make McLeish look decent by comparison.

The collection of players who look like they should be in the Championship - at best - in most cases, and in others like they've never played the game before. This group of "young and hungry" players, the likes of the clueless Baker, the half arsed Weimann with his three goals all season and accompanying undropability, the ones who just don't look particularly arsed.

Or how about the ones who have spent the season playing keepy uppies with schoolchildren because their high wages mean they can't be trusted with the proper squad?

Then take a look at some of the shit that has gone on.

Coaches suspended for bullying.

Coaches who, apparently, had made training sessions a misery and had been actively training the players to play long ball tactics. What the fuck was Lambert doing while that was going on?

Who is the manager here at the moment? Is it Lambert? For how long? is he actually working his notice? Is the chairman going to sack him? Is the chairman going to actually be the chairman this time next week, let alone this time next year?

Sometimes a club will start behaving as if it has decided it is going to get relegated, and not let anything stop it. A few years ago that was Newcastle. This season, we are starting to look like that Newcastle side.

The difference is, Newcastle went down and kept all their better players. We are going to go down and find ourselves with a squad full of fucking dross which has no hope of getting automatic promotion.

Shame on the witlessly stupid, and the wilfully negligent morons who have brought us to this situation.

I wouldn't piss on any of them if they were on fire.

This. With brass knobs on.

[andyh]

Well Mr. Lerner , Mr. Faulkner and Mr lambert....I hope you are fuckin proud of yourselves.

Look, we all really need to understand this.
THEY DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT.


Sorry for shouting, but I am so angry now, angry and pissed off.