The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

the U is next to the I on the keyboard its an easy mistake to make you bastards

I could modify the post but as its bringing so much pleasure i'l let it be

I'm a people person

John, I proof read every post I put on this forum, mate, to stop these buggers ripping into me.
Doesn't always work, but, it helps 
I will say, though, I'm pleased you didn't on this occasion 

funny thing is when I saw the responses from DW and legion I thought I'd wrote something deemed to be racist,
 I was thinking oh fuck they think I'm racist, then I looked again and thought whats racist about eating Chinese food, they are being a bit OTT here

when I realised I'd only signed up to eating dick for a year it came as a bit of a relief

Lol, the lesser of two evils I suppose 

And that's another wonderful sentence in itself!

[Toronto Villa]

Someone's not exactly covering themselves in glory on this one, are we john?

He's covering himself in what results from eating dick. I imagine some would call it glory.

[paul_e]

I'll eat Peking dick every night for a year

its bringing so much pleasure

He he he, you're making this too easy.

[Tony Erdington]

ffs chairs on tables at the end of the day kids.

yawn

[Clampy]

ffs chairs on tables at the end of the day kids.

yawn

It's just a bit of fun Tony, lighten up.

[Bad English]

I prefer Peking dick to "yawn"

[LeeB]

I'll eat Peking dick every night for a year

its bringing so much pleasure

He he he, you're making this too easy.

You missed the bit about it "coming as a bit of relief"

[Tony Erdington]

ffs chairs on tables at the end of the day kids.

yawn

It's just a bit of fun Tony, lighten up.

Fair enough, Clampy,

you must understand I come on here for my itk so I can impress my "friend" singular.

Cheers

[Legion]

This is not the site for ITK. We're an ITK-free zone.

[Clampy]

This is not the site for ITK. We're an ITK-free zone.

Now you tell me, i'm off to tbar.

[Tony Erdington]

This is not the site for ITK. We're an ITK-free zone.

Now you tell me, i'm off to tbar.

I would go to Tbar as well, but they wont have me, a they said you've got to be ITK

What am I to do,

Dear Clare,

ive just found out that blah blah

[JUAN PABLO]

Diligence in play with 6 week exclusivity.

We'll have none of that sort of thing on here - this isn't Villa Talk you know ;-)

Our new manager.

[Malandro]

Diligence in play with 6 week exclusivity.

We'll have none of that sort of thing on here - this isn't Villa Talk you know ;-)

Our new manager.

What the hell has dustin Hoffman done to his hair?

[paul_e]

I'll eat Peking dick every night for a year

its bringing so much pleasure

He he he, you're making this too easy.

You missed the bit about it "coming as a bit of relief"

I know, I was tempted to edit that bit in as well, the 3 together is a pretty impressive display of digging deeper.

[cdbearsfan]

May as well try to pick up a bit of the lingo just in case.

What's Mandarin for "for fuck's sake N'Zogbia"?