The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Jon Crofts]

My cousin is a hedge fund manager, a very successful one at that.  A more despicable, dislikable, money obsessed c**t you could not wish to meet.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Hedge Funds are about making money, that does not include buying Aston Villa.

Make lots of money short term which is what they are normally interested in.

Buy the club, reigster holding company abroad, laden it with debts used to pay for the purchase, sell naming rights to the ground, hell sell the ground.

Isn't there a 'football club' nearby where something like this has already happened?
I don't mind trying to keep up with the Jonse's  but trying to sink to their level is definitely not on.

[LeeB]

My cousin is a hedge fund manager, a very successful one at that.  A more despicable, dislikable, money obsessed c**t you could not wish to meet.

I didn't know O'Leary had gone into hedge-fund management.

[edgysatsuma89]

My cousin is a hedge fund manager, a very successful one at that.  A more despicable, dislikable, money obsessed c**t you could not wish to meet.

We should have a cousin ****** off. I have several contenders.

[rob_bridge]

Hedge Funds are about making money, that does not include buying Aston Villa.

Make lots of money short term which is what they are normally interested in.

Buy the club, reigster holding company abroad, laden it with debts used to pay for the purchase, sell naming rights to the ground, hell sell the ground.

Isn't there a 'football club' nearby where something like this has already happened?
I don't mind trying to keep up with the Jonse's  but trying to sink to their level is definitely not on.

More than one - Blues and Cov. We can fuse the worst aspects of both.

[andyh]

My cousin is a hedge fund manager, a very successful one at that.  A more despicable, dislikable, money obsessed c**t you could not wish to meet.

We should have a cousin c*** off. I have several contenders.

Can we include brother-in-law's ?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I can only think we're turning into some sort of bad DC comic where we've superhero characters like 'Concrete Ron', 'The Rock' and now Michael 'Captain Iron' Vranos.

Next up will be this place changing it's name to Super Heroes and Villains.

[brian green]

If we do brothers in law. I will win. No contest.

[bertlambshank]

Hedge Funds are about making money, that does not include buying Aston Villa.

Make lots of money short term which is what they are normally interested in.

Buy the club, reigster holding company abroad, laden it with debts used to pay for the purchase, sell naming rights to the ground, hell sell the ground.

Isn't there a 'football club' nearby where something like this has already happened?
I don't mind trying to keep up with the Jonse's  but trying to sink to their level is definitely not on.

Yes last count SISU have loaded 80 million of debt on CCFC and rising by the day.

[Malandro]

My cousin is a hedge fund manager, a very successful one at that.  A more despicable, dislikable, money obsessed c**t you could not wish to meet.

We should have a cousin c*** off. I have several contenders.

Can we include brother-in-law's ?

Mentioned it before on here, my wife's cousin is also an investment banker (well former,rbs)
Hes a Liverpool fan and the biggest cock I've ever met.

[Legion]

He has a large penis?

[mr underhill]

or head?

[Malandro]

Not sure he has a big penis but the last time we went to dinner we got onto the subject of elderly family members meeting new people after husbands/wives pass on.

I told him that my grandma met somebody new on a Nile cruise, he called her a slag!
I nearly walked out. Probably should have chinned him.

[Dr Butler]

Not sure he has a big penis but the last time we went to dinner we got onto the subject of elderly family members meeting new people after husbands/wives pass on.

I told him that my grandma met somebody new on a Nile cruise, he called her a slag!
I nearly walked out. Probably should have chinned him.

I probably would of done Malandro.... bindipping scrote.

[SashasGrandad]

Not sure he has a big penis but the last time we went to dinner we got onto the subject of elderly family members meeting new people after husbands/wives pass on.

I told him that my grandma met somebody new on a Nile cruise, he called her a slag!
I nearly walked out. Probably should have chinned him.

Maybe it was him she met and he was talking from experience!!