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Offline mr underhill

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HH is targeting the talented South American Formaldehyde to prop up our moribund midfield.

Malandro

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Now he's signed a non-disclosure agreement I wonder if he'll still give us some cryptic clues

Offline ChicagoLion

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We have never been the same since Sir Dennis, just not the same postmortemer

Offline Broughty-Villian

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ITK we are looking at an Intern Milan player



Just trying to keep everyone a-Wake

Offline peter w

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What happens when we run out of puns? Do we all stand around here, just hands in pockets, shrugging *I dunno" at each other?

Offline Holte Sweet

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The team could run out to the sound of 'Going Underground'

Offline MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad

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Great - Looks like the puns have finally died a death!

Offline brian green

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Given the choice between filling the time between now and the start of the season with sifting over second hand posts on The Biscuits Are Reallynice by recruitment consultants with offices in Regent Street presenting themselves as negotiators for the purchase of the club and puns, I will take the puns dead or alive.

Offline mr underhill

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Stiff competition to HH consortia will come. A rival group has urned the chance.

Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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I've heard of a remarkable achievement from a French ex Villa player who bet a colleague that he could shag one of the local convent girls. But while the punathon is going on, I guess we don't want to hear of this Six feat nun dare.

Offline ozzjim

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The team could run out to the sound of 'Going Underground'

As long as we are not six feet under by half time, it will be ok.

Offline Mister E

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I've heard of a remarkable achievement from a French ex Villa player who bet a colleague that he could shag one of the local convent girls. But while the punathon is going on, I guess we don't want to hear of this Six feat nun dare.
snigger; I liked this.
Wouldn't want to read the last rites over this punathom but the venerable Archbishop has certainly overshadowed all the other souls here.

Offline chrisw1

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We have never been the same since Sir Dennis, just not the same postmortemer

To be honest the puns generally get on my tits.  But that is excellent. Hats off.

Offline pauliewalnuts

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We have never been the same since Sir Dennis, just not the same postmortemer

To be honest the puns generally get on my tits.  But that is excellent. Hats off.

I just opened this thread, thinking "Oh, activity on it, maybe something is actually happening. Hope it's not that fucking pun-fest still going on"

Then saw that one, and laughed. Excellent work indeed.

Shall we stop now? Nobody will do better.

Offline Tuscans

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Bringing back an old rumour, Oracle founder Larry Ellison is watching the tennis at Wimbledon....so....he's definitely buying Villa today.

 


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