The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Malandro]

can you take a bee line to a cuntline?

[brian green]

No but you can take the A Train.

[silhillvilla]

Just got back from outer space, have we sold yet?

It was done after the Chelsea game we won. We've been worrying all these weeks and it was done that very day.

[brian green]

All we are waiting for is our buyer to sell the waterworks, Fenchurch Street station and his hotel on the Old Kent Road and he gets the Villa, Whitechapel and a Get Out Of Jail card. Like the man says. Done deal. Club sold to the racing car.

[adrenachrome]

Get out of Jail Card is key.

[SashasGrandad]

that's a cuntline






before i get banned:The "valley" between the strands of a rope or cable. Before serving a section of laid rope e.g. to protect it from chafing, it may be "wormed" by laying yarns in the cuntlines, giving that section an even cylindrical shape.

So the cuntline is where you put the ointment to prevent chafing!

[Malandro]

another good nautical one:

snatch block

[villa `cross the mersey]

The quay to success is money, if we get Arison and on and on.. I'll be buoyed about our chances.

Weigh Anchor !!!

Couldn`t resist it D !!! How are things?

[kiddylion]

Some bloke(Chris)on Howard Hodgsons Twitter feed is saying his mate is 1 of 4 bidders but 2 have pulled out because we signed joe cole!!!
Hes rang his mate up the bid has been refused by the board but he's making another offer.
Everyone's friends with a billionaire & just tell you what's going on over the phone I'm sure.

[cheltenhamlion]

Oh ye of little faith. That is of course what is going on! I don't know a thing mind as my informant hope has been on holiday.

[Villa in Denmark]

Some bloke(Chris)on Howard Hodgsons Twitter feed is saying his mate is 1 of 4 bidders but 2 have pulled out because we signed joe cole!!!
Hes rang his mate up the bid has been refused by the board but he's making another offer.
Everyone's friends with a billionaire & just tell you what's going on over the phone I'm sure.

And if there was any doubt that "Chris's" mate is at the very least a close relative of Barry Bullshit this removes it.

Someone pulls out of a +£100M deal because we've signed a free transfer on comparatively reasonable wages by PL standards.

Sounds perfectly sound and reasonable.

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

This thread is a bull shitters paradise.

[pauliewalnuts]

This thread is a bull shitters paradise.

To be fair, it's not someone on here saying they've heard that nonsense, just that they've seen it said elsewhere, and that they think it is ridiculous guff.

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

On a really positive note Miami Heat owner Micky Arison sold yet another tranche of Carnival shares yesterday & has now offloaded $490,000,000 in this past 3 months.

The financial pages of the Daily Telegraph have speculated for a while now that he is preparing a bid for Aston Villa.

I so hope this is true.

[godzvilla]

On a really positive note Miami Heat owner Micky Arison sold yet another tranche of Carnival shares yesterday & has now offloaded $490,000,000 in this past 3 months.

The financial pages of the Daily Telegraph have speculated for a while now that he is preparing a bid for Aston Villa.

I so hope this is true.

Rumours are that he intends to buy the Club,  form a new Company and.......float it on the Stock Exchange .............................Godzvilla! ( aka Roger the Cabin Boy )