The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[LeeB]

I was given some magic beans for my birthday. Any chance Randy would do a swap with me?

I would say plant the beans, grow the beanstalk and go and get the golden egg shitting hen, but I think using profits from said eggs would contravene UEFA's FFP rules. 

[brian green]

EUFA rules on golden eggs only apply if you sell them in order to poach players.

[fbriai]

EUFA rules on golden eggs only apply if you sell them in order to poach players.

True, Brian, but goals count double in the second egg.

[Weedy]

EUFA rules on golden eggs only apply if you sell them in order to poach players.

Surely you'd poach the egg - not the players?

[mr underhill]

I think we're getting all our eggs scrambled here.

[fbriai]

EUFA rules on golden eggs only apply if you sell them in order to poach players.

Surely you'd poach the egg - not the players?

They've already fried that approach.

[Monty]

Alright guys, that's enough of the terrible egg yolks.

[Toronto Villa]

I hope that when the sale does go through the first two players purchased will be Benedict McCarthy and Matt Hollandaise.

[LeeB]

I hope that when the sale does go through the first two players purchased will be Benedict McCarthy and Matt Hollandaise.

Your sauce?

[Legion]

It's mustard.

[Toronto Villa]

I hope that when the sale does go through the first two players purchased will be Benedict McCarthy and Matt Hollandaise.

Your sauce?

Bobby Brown

[LeeB]

I hope that when the sale does go through the first two players purchased will be Benedict McCarthy and Matt Hollandaise.

Your sauce?

Bobby Brown

Don't be cruel.

[fbriai]

I hope that when the sale does go through the first two players purchased will be Benedict McCarthy and Matt Hollandaise.

Your sauce?

Bobby Brown

Don't be cruel.

That's his prerogative, Lee.

[brian green]

The only players exempted by EUFA from the rule about not paying for players with eggs are those of West Bromwich Albumen but only white ones.

[MyDadIsBiggerThanYourDad]

The only players exempted by EUFA from the rule about not paying for players with eggs are those of West Bromwich Albumen but only white ones.

Not forgetting Eggseter City.