The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Malandro]

We should have a new thread 'predict the next bizarre Aston Villa news'

[The Laughing Policeman]

We should have a new thread 'predict the next bizarre Aston Villa news'

You need TBAR for that.

[brian green]

I will get the ball rolling. Villa to sty share and Donald Trump to build Holte Heights over the Trumperama Shopping Mall where we used to lose all our home games.

[Malandro]

I will get the ball rolling. Villa to sty share and Donald Trump to build Holte Heights over the Trumperama Shopping Mall where we used to lose all our home games.

Malala to join youth team as ethics advisor

[The Laughing Policeman]

Sepp Blatter to resign from FIFA and buy Aston Villa.

[IFWaters]

The House of Windsor to sell off some land at the back of Buck House and club renamed Royal Aston Villa.

The Duke of Edinburgh to take the reigns as Chairman on behalf of her Maj and as diversity adviser, installs himself in Aston Hall, the area is remodelled as a Royal Deer Park.

Big Merv as Director of Football and keeper of the coffers.

Prince William as Manager as he knows more about the game than Lambert.

All the players made Knights of the Realm.

[mr underhill]

yes and we dig up the pitch and replace it with a big round table.

[LeeB]

They wanted somebody to do as he was told. McLeish was that man. Then they replaced him with another.

They wanted someone who would re-intergrate those players Houllier had marked down as gobshite lazy arseholes.

[Ads]

They wanted somebody to do as he was told. McLeish was that man. Then they replaced him with another.

They wanted someone who would re-intergrate those players Houllier had marked down as gobshite lazy arseholes.

What managers don't do as they're told by their bosses? In any walk of life in fact? Unemployed ones I suppose.

[adrenachrome]

But the valuation has dropped and insiders reveal it is likely to come down further as Lerner looks for an exit before next season starts.

Yes, because its really likely someone connected with the sale would reveal to a journalist that there is no point anyone offering the "reduced" price because they will be able to get it cheaper later.

I didn't say what you have attributed to me in the quote. Do you know any good lawyers? 

I am the vexatious litigant.

[not3bad]

Well Lerner's handling the situatin like a pro. Announcing the club's for sale with no sign of a buyer and then cutting the price two weeks later. They'll be queuing up round the block.

[silhillvilla]

We should have a new thread 'predict the next bizarre Aston Villa news'

I think we'll begin work on a retractable roof over villa park

[LeeB]

We should have a new thread 'predict the next bizarre Aston Villa news'

I think we'll begin work on a retractable roof over villa park

We're going to branch out into horse racing and water polo.

[adrenachrome]

We should have a new thread 'predict the next bizarre Aston Villa news'

I think we'll begin work on a retractable roof over villa park

We're going to branch out into horse racing and water polo.

Excellent. Ginger Baker for President.

[not3bad]

We should have a new thread 'predict the next bizarre Aston Villa news'

I think we'll begin work on a retractable roof over villa park

We're going to branch out into horse racing and water polo.

New ice cream. Aston Vanilla flavour. The time has come.