The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

[Steve67]

QPR might be under new ownership? Cool!

Colour code please.

I would go for blue, perhaps with a white hoop?

[olaftab]

Am I being dull here, but what is 'ITK'?

No you are just being tim!

[PhilVill]

must admit being an old fart I have no idea what that means either!

[Louzie0]

Lambert is summoned to see Randy in the US; after a shit season; 4 days after he's announced the clubs for sale. There' s 3 scenarios

1. Lambert is dismissed
Last seasons performance is not good enough, thanks for your help - you're sacked.
New owners want their own man - he's sacked

2. Lambert quits by mutual agreement
Lambert is told there's no guarantees, new owner (if there is one) may want him or may not, but almost certainly not. He can hang around & oversee the transition or can go now with reputation intact - he quits.

3. Lambert stays
Lerner wants him to stay. Staying has other risks, club is in limbo with restricted funding for new signings, supporters don't want you, other jobs are available, reputation is not currently badly tarnished. There may be new owners, there may not. Against the odds he stays.

Doesn't take a lot on ITK to work out the probable outcome that Lambert quits, and / or gets paid off.

Just so I am sure. So basically you are saying either Lambert goes or stays?

Depends a lot on whether he went for the gravy or not.
Could have been...a sauce.


Sorry.

[ChicagoLion]

Lambert is summoned to see Randy in the US; after a shit season; 4 days after he's announced the clubs for sale. There' s 3 scenarios

1. Lambert is dismissed
Last seasons performance is not good enough, thanks for your help - you're sacked.
New owners want their own man - he's sacked

2. Lambert quits by mutual agreement
Lambert is told there's no guarantees, new owner (if there is one) may want him or may not, but almost certainly not. He can hang around & oversee the transition or can go now with reputation intact - he quits.

3. Lambert stays
Lerner wants him to stay. Staying has other risks, club is in limbo with restricted funding for new signings, supporters don't want you, other jobs are available, reputation is not currently badly tarnished. There may be new owners, there may not. Against the odds he stays.

Doesn't take a lot on ITK to work out the probable outcome that Lambert quits, and / or gets paid off.

Just so I am sure. So basically you are saying either Lambert goes or stays?

Depends a lot on whether he went for the gravy or not.
Could have been...a sauce.


Sorry.

Is that a stock answer?

[Monty]

Lambert is summoned to see Randy in the US; after a shit season; 4 days after he's announced the clubs for sale. There' s 3 scenarios

1. Lambert is dismissed
Last seasons performance is not good enough, thanks for your help - you're sacked.
New owners want their own man - he's sacked

2. Lambert quits by mutual agreement
Lambert is told there's no guarantees, new owner (if there is one) may want him or may not, but almost certainly not. He can hang around & oversee the transition or can go now with reputation intact - he quits.

3. Lambert stays
Lerner wants him to stay. Staying has other risks, club is in limbo with restricted funding for new signings, supporters don't want you, other jobs are available, reputation is not currently badly tarnished. There may be new owners, there may not. Against the odds he stays.

Doesn't take a lot on ITK to work out the probable outcome that Lambert quits, and / or gets paid off.

Just so I am sure. So basically you are saying either Lambert goes or stays?

Depends a lot on whether he went for the gravy or not.
Could have been...a sauce.


Sorry.

Is that a stock answer?

People get away with puns this bad? There's no jus-tice.

[Louzie0]

Lambert is summoned to see Randy in the US; after a shit season; 4 days after he's announced the clubs for sale. There' s 3 scenarios

1. Lambert is dismissed
Last seasons performance is not good enough, thanks for your help - you're sacked.
New owners want their own man - he's sacked

2. Lambert quits by mutual agreement
Lambert is told there's no guarantees, new owner (if there is one) may want him or may not, but almost certainly not. He can hang around & oversee the transition or can go now with reputation intact - he quits.

3. Lambert stays
Lerner wants him to stay. Staying has other risks, club is in limbo with restricted funding for new signings, supporters don't want you, other jobs are available, reputation is not currently badly tarnished. There may be new owners, there may not. Against the odds he stays.

Doesn't take a lot on ITK to work out the probable outcome that Lambert quits, and / or gets paid off.

Just so I am sure. So basically you are saying either Lambert goes or stays?

Depends a lot on whether he went for the gravy or not.
Could have been...a sauce.


Sorry.

Is that a stock answer?

Mint!

Should have said ( I know) cube better believe it!

[Breezeblock]

Am I being dull here, but what is 'ITK'?

What is ITK? Click to find out!

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Perhaps he'll have a new contract bisto'd upon him?

[brian green]

Monty, by the powers vested in me I bisto upon you the Order of Punster (3rd Class).

[Louzie0]

Perhaps he'll have a new contract bisto'd upon him?

And rise to fame and fortune again, like Tony Coulis.

[brian green]

Beat me to it Tokyo.

[brian green]

You oxomoron.

[Louzie0]

You oxomoron.

Marmite there be a way out of this?

[SamTheMouse]

So you're all punning again. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Some of us come on here to ketchup with the takeover news.