The Takeover Thread - Recon Group - NOW WITH NEW POLL

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Mila Kunis is cute, however that she is up the duff by Ashton Kucther has put her well down my "to do" list. Which has probably devastated her.

That's what Ashton thinks...

[cdbearsfan]

Me think you doth protest too much, Quasichadwicko.

If she could spot my hiding in the bushes outside her house, then Mila Kunis would ask me for my telephone number.

Would I make myself sound out of touch and like an old git if I said I don't know who that is? I'm imagining a younger Suzanne Virdee, but obviously not as beautiful. Would that be about right?

Is Suzanne Virdee somebody famous from the late 90's? I have no idea who you're on about granddad.

Why you cheeky... that's it, I'm storming off to set up my own forum.

Expect your PMs shortly, except for that nasty Ads.

[PeterWithesShin]

Mila Kunis is cute, however that she is up the duff by Ashton Kucther has put her well down my "to do" list. Which has probably devastated her.

That's what Ashton thinks...

Well i'm not allowed to admit it's mine.

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Can you ensure that you have an avatar of an attractive man and post about me endlessly on your new forum CB? Maybe even a pseudointellectual name too. That will show me!

I will still be here, doing good work of helping fat people intergrate with us sexy ones.

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Mila Kunis is cute, however that she is up the duff by Ashton Kucther has put her well down my "to do" list. Which has probably devastated her.

That's what Ashton thinks...

Well i'm not allowed to admit it's mine.

There is always Jennifer Lawrence. I will have to unblock her on my iPhone I guess.

[damon loves JT]

I am not gay, but my grandmother was convinced I was and this has affected my ability to form relationships.

Please send photograph with first letter

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Top bants guys!

[cdbearsfan]

Can you ensure that you have an avatar of an attractive man and post about me endlessly on your new forum CB? Maybe even a pseudointellectual name too. That will show me!

I will still be here, doing good work of helping fat people intergrate with us sexy ones.

I'm not CB, thanks. I prefer the name Pulcheria. For my avatar I would like a picture of the leader of Plaid Cymru eating a sausage roll.

[Singapore Villa]

Sorry to be a boring twat but could we get back on topic?

Thank you please.

[cdbearsfan]

Top bants guys!

Amazeballs.

[cdbearsfan]

Sorry to be a boring twat but could we get back on topic?

I wouldn't hold your breath.

[Richard E]

Top bants guys!

Calling all Mods!! Surely the use of the word "bants" is grounds for a lifetime ban in itself? ;-)

[LeeB]

Sorry to be a boring twat but could we get back on topic?

Thank you please.

What was the topic again?

[Malandro]

Thank you please.

I like that

[cdbearsfan]

"Anyone else heard this?"

Can't be arsed to read the opening post, must be a music thread.