Dear Lerner,
I appreciate all the off the pitch things you've done for Villa. You seem like a decent person but I feel it's my duty as a cow to milk - sorry, I mean fan, to tell you that the financial restrictions you've planted on the club are slowly drowning it. We cannot compete with a squad made of footballing chaff. Anyone who disagrees with me is a total arse, clearly. Sort it out.
Nelly.