Welcome,
Guest
. Please
login
or
register
.
Did you miss your
activation email
?
1 Hour
1 Day
1 Week
1 Month
Forever
Login with username, password and session length
News:
Home
Help
Search
Contact
Login
Register
Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
»
Heroes & Villains
»
Heroes Discussion
»
Paul Faulkner
Please donate to help towards the costs of keeping this site going. Thank You.
Recent Topics
Champions League Contention
by
PaulWinch again
[
Today
at 10:13:03 PM]
Villa - Arsenal 89-90
by
Exeter 77
[
Today
at 10:12:21 PM]
Other Games - 2023/24
by
kippaxvilla2
[
Today
at 10:12:02 PM]
Ex- Villa Players still playing watch
by
PeterWithesShin
[
Today
at 10:11:45 PM]
GUESS THE CROWD R27; Europa Conf🏆SF VILLA v Olympiacos, Thurs 2nd May!🥧
by
Villa Lew
[
Today
at 10:11:43 PM]
Aston Villa v Olympiacos - UECL Semi Final First Leg Pre Match
by
PaulWinch again
[
Today
at 10:11:20 PM]
Aston Villa 2 Chelsea 2 Post Match Heart Massage.
by
Goldenballs
[
Today
at 10:10:02 PM]
Summer 2024 Transfer Window - hopes, speculation, rumours etc.
by
Demitri_C
[
Today
at 10:01:31 PM]
Recent Posts
Re: Champions League Contention
by
PaulWinch again
[
Today
at 10:13:03 PM]
Re: Champions League Contention
by
Mellin
[
Today
at 10:12:59 PM]
Re: Villa - Arsenal 89-90
by
Exeter 77
[
Today
at 10:12:21 PM]
Re: Other Games - 2023/24
by
kippaxvilla2
[
Today
at 10:12:02 PM]
Re: Ex- Villa Players still playing watch
by
PeterWithesShin
[
Today
at 10:11:45 PM]
Re: GUESS THE CROWD R27; Europa Conf🏆SF VILLA v Olympiacos, Thurs 2nd May!🥧
by
Villa Lew
[
Today
at 10:11:43 PM]
Re: Aston Villa v Olympiacos - UECL Semi Final First Leg Pre Match
by
PaulWinch again
[
Today
at 10:11:20 PM]
Re: Other Games - 2023/24
by
kippaxvilla2
[
Today
at 10:11:05 PM]
Follow us on...
« previous
next »
Print
Pages: [
1
]
2
3
...
5
Go Down
Author
Topic: Paul Faulkner (Read 8696 times)
Legion
Moderator
Member
Posts: 58347
Age: 53
Location: With my son
Oh, it must be! And it is! Villa in the lead!
GM : 05.04.2019
Paul Faulkner
«
on:
April 04, 2014, 09:51:04 PM »
Appointed to the FA board of directors.
Link
here
.
Logged
lovejoy
Member
Posts: 8270
Location: Haywards Heath
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #1 on:
April 04, 2014, 09:53:47 PM »
Good appointment, I thought they might be one buffoon short.
Logged
pauliewalnuts
Member
Posts: 71373
GM : 26.08.2024
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #2 on:
April 04, 2014, 09:54:06 PM »
Here is what happens next.
1. About six or seven people will post "How the fucking hell did he get that?" or "Here's hoping it keeps him away from fucking things up at Villa" or that sort of thing.
2. Someone will do the "See, he can't be that bad, he's getting recognised by the FA etc etc etc" thing.
3. Go back to 1. above, repeat sequence.
Logged
ChicagoLion
Member
Posts: 22387
Location: Chicago
Literally
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #3 on:
April 04, 2014, 09:54:44 PM »
He will be in good company with the other corporate bullshiters.
Logged
Richard E
Member
Posts: 13141
Age: 53
Location: Tipton
This also will pass.
GM : 28.02.2019
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #4 on:
April 04, 2014, 09:57:49 PM »
How the effing hell did he get that?
Logged
Richard E
Member
Posts: 13141
Age: 53
Location: Tipton
This also will pass.
GM : 28.02.2019
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #5 on:
April 04, 2014, 09:58:35 PM »
See, he can't be that bad, he's getting recognised by the FA, etc, etc, etc.
Logged
Legion
Moderator
Member
Posts: 58347
Age: 53
Location: With my son
Oh, it must be! And it is! Villa in the lead!
GM : 05.04.2019
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #6 on:
April 04, 2014, 09:58:57 PM »
I hope it gets him away from... Oh...
Logged
dave.woodhall
Moderator
Member
Posts: 61599
Location: Treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry.
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #7 on:
April 04, 2014, 10:00:03 PM »
Repeat sequence.
Logged
adrenachrome
Member
Posts: 13467
Location: The Foundry
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #8 on:
April 04, 2014, 10:00:32 PM »
You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
When someone attacks your imagination
But nobody has any respect
Anyway they already expect you
To just give a check
To tax-deductible charity organizations
You’ve been with the professors
And they’ve all liked your looks
With great lawyers you have
Discussed lepers and crooks
You’ve been through all of
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s books
You’re very well read
It’s well known
Because something is happening here
But you don’t know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones?
Read more:
http://www.bobdylan.com/us/songs/ballad-thin-man#ixzz2xxAAoiVk
Logged
ChicagoLion
Member
Posts: 22387
Location: Chicago
Literally
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #9 on:
April 04, 2014, 10:06:14 PM »
Does that mean if Woy has a tewwible time in Bwazil that Fuckerupner gets to help appoint the next Ingerlund Manager?
Come on down the bumbling mumbler.
Yes I like this appointment 3 cheers for the FA
Hip Hip
Logged
Des Little
Member
Posts: 12470
Location: A5 Ultra
GM : 03.05.2021
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #10 on:
April 04, 2014, 10:12:15 PM »
Unoriginal maybe, but they'll obviously take any fucker these days. That's my view so be it.
Logged
danlanza
Member
Posts: 9156
Location: Up in the hills overlooking the ocean.
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #11 on:
April 04, 2014, 10:40:17 PM »
Can somebody tell me what he has done to get that position ?
Anybody ?
Having his head so far up Lerners arse might have helped.
Or is it because he knows how to bullshit people to the fullest extent, whilst saying " All is well at Villa."?
Crazy, but that is what the FA is, a crazy bunch of arse lickers.
Logged
bertlambshank
Member
Posts: 11512
Location: looking down the barrel of a Smith&Wesson.
GM : 30.06.2019
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #12 on:
April 04, 2014, 11:01:32 PM »
He is very good at networking I will give him that.
Logged
Dave Clark Five
Member
Posts: 9767
Location: In Doctor Who's Tardis trying to find Villa Park anytime between 1970 and 1972.
GM : June, 2013
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #13 on:
April 04, 2014, 11:02:25 PM »
Decent bloke.
Logged
olaftab
Member
Posts: 40002
Location: Castle Bromwich
GM : 12.06.2024
Re: Paul Faulkner
«
Reply #14 on:
April 04, 2014, 11:11:39 PM »
Quote from: danlanza on April 04, 2014, 10:40:17 PM
Can somebody tell me what he has done to get that position ?
You don't have to do that much to get a position like this. Two things help. First one is that others are probably too busy concentrating on their day job and second is Premier League management will back the candidate most likely to to be compliant towards their interest.
Logged
Print
Pages: [
1
]
2
3
...
5
Go Up
« previous
next »
Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
»
Heroes & Villains
»
Heroes Discussion
»
Paul Faulkner
SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal