post match headline

[MONCABA]

For a bit of fun, if you could write a post match headline following today's game, what would it say?
I've got a sneaky feeling that we're gonna nick a shock win today, so mine  would read,
"Grant, the Holt hero"

[lovejoy]

United bounce back in style.
Hail the Mata-dor.
Plan sailing for Moyes boys.

[Legion]

Back on track.

[Villa in Denmark]

The one I'd like to see
"Moyes Humiliation"

The one we'll probably see.
"Wonder Wayne Dazzles Again"

If we get any sort of result, regardless of how we've played.
"Moyes Slump Continues
Held to draw by Villa / Villa Sneak Win"

[Richard E]

Lambert makes way for Guardiola as Qatari Royal Family act swiftly following Villa defeat.

[Witton Warrior]

"United make £25m bid after Delph hat-trick"

[supertom]

Moyes shown the Agbonla-door after Gabby hat-trick downs Utd.

[not3bad]

"Old Trafford Stroll Eases Moyes Misery But Airplane Demo Overshadows Rooney Double."

[Godfrey Brian]

"Wrong Choice-Lambert In!"

[mrastonvilla]

Plane sailing for villa

[cdbearsfan]

Regardless of the score, the headline won't mention Villa. Remember, we're only the support act to the main brand.

[CJ]

Villa boys' joys cause more Moyes noise

[UK Redsox]

Holt End for Moyes

[Dave Cooper please]

Cock Piss Moyes

[martin o`who??]

I`de really like to see "Villa smash Manc`s fuckwits!" but i have a sneaky feeling it may not come to pass.