Quote from: Jimbo on April 28, 2014, 04:43:54 PMI thought he'd already drafted in Gripper Stebson as assistant?No, Gripper's running the Youth Academy with Tucker Jenkins
I thought he'd already drafted in Gripper Stebson as assistant?
Quote from: Des Little on April 28, 2014, 04:45:13 PMQuote from: Jimbo on April 28, 2014, 04:43:54 PMI thought he'd already drafted in Gripper Stebson as assistant?No, Gripper's running the Youth Academy with Tucker JenkinsUnfortunately, the club have confirmed that the coaching team, Gripper Stebson and Tucker Jenkins have been suspended with immediate effect.It is believed Gripper called Mrs Miggins in the BMH tuck shop "a fucking clown shoe", whilst Jenkins is believed to have referred to a member of the ground staff as "a clueless fucking hobo".
Look - What it would take for Aston Villa to get relegated this seasonMat Kendrick crunches the numbers ahead of the claret and blues final three games Apr 28, 2014 08:32By Mat Kendrick Villa have 35 points, with a -17 goal difference, the best in the bottom five.Three points or moreVilla would mathematically guarantee safety with three points or more in the final three matches, taking their tally to 38 or higher. Doing so with a home win against Hull this weekend would be best. But, failing that, a win at Manchester City or Tottenham would keep them up, as would three draws.Two pointsIf they get two draws and two points, taking their tally to 37, they are 99.9 per cent safe, barring a dramatic results/goal difference swing against them.One pointIf Villa get one draw and one point, taking their tally to 36, then two of the following scenarios must happen for Villa to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h), with a 21-goal swing.2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h).3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) and Arsenal (h) or get four points from a win and a draw, with a 15-goal swing.4 Sunderland take four or more points from Manchester United (a), West Brom (h) and Swansea (h).Even if two of those were to occur, Villa could still stay up if West Brom fail to take a point from Arsenal (a), Sunderland (a) and Stoke (h) and there is a five-goal swing in Villa’s favour.No pointsIf Villa get no points, leaving their tally at 35, then two of the following scenarios must happen for them to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h).2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h) or get four points with a win and a draw, with a 25-goal swing.3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) or Arsenal (h) with a 15-goal swing, or win both, or win one and draw one.4 Sunderland win one game with a three-goal swing, or win one and get a least a draw in the other two games.
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Birmingham MailQuoteLook - What it would take for Aston Villa to get relegated this seasonMat Kendrick crunches the numbers ahead of the claret and blues final three games Apr 28, 2014 08:32By Mat Kendrick Villa have 35 points, with a -17 goal difference, the best in the bottom five.Three points or moreVilla would mathematically guarantee safety with three points or more in the final three matches, taking their tally to 38 or higher. Doing so with a home win against Hull this weekend would be best. But, failing that, a win at Manchester City or Tottenham would keep them up, as would three draws.Two pointsIf they get two draws and two points, taking their tally to 37, they are 99.9 per cent safe, barring a dramatic results/goal difference swing against them.One pointIf Villa get one draw and one point, taking their tally to 36, then two of the following scenarios must happen for Villa to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h), with a 21-goal swing.2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h).3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) and Arsenal (h) or get four points from a win and a draw, with a 15-goal swing.4 Sunderland take four or more points from Manchester United (a), West Brom (h) and Swansea (h).Even if two of those were to occur, Villa could still stay up if West Brom fail to take a point from Arsenal (a), Sunderland (a) and Stoke (h) and there is a five-goal swing in Villa’s favour.No pointsIf Villa get no points, leaving their tally at 35, then two of the following scenarios must happen for them to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h).2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h) or get four points with a win and a draw, with a 25-goal swing.3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) or Arsenal (h) with a 15-goal swing, or win both, or win one and draw one.4 Sunderland win one game with a three-goal swing, or win one and get a least a draw in the other two games.
I wonder where he got all that from?
Is Ads the new boss cos everyone else think's we awful but he doesn't really?
Quote from: Legion on April 28, 2014, 07:38:21 PMQuote from: adrenachrome on April 28, 2014, 07:35:45 PMBirmingham MailQuoteLook - What it would take for Aston Villa to get relegated this seasonMat Kendrick crunches the numbers ahead of the claret and blues final three games Apr 28, 2014 08:32By Mat Kendrick Villa have 35 points, with a -17 goal difference, the best in the bottom five.Three points or moreVilla would mathematically guarantee safety with three points or more in the final three matches, taking their tally to 38 or higher. Doing so with a home win against Hull this weekend would be best. But, failing that, a win at Manchester City or Tottenham would keep them up, as would three draws.Two pointsIf they get two draws and two points, taking their tally to 37, they are 99.9 per cent safe, barring a dramatic results/goal difference swing against them.One pointIf Villa get one draw and one point, taking their tally to 36, then two of the following scenarios must happen for Villa to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h), with a 21-goal swing.2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h).3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) and Arsenal (h) or get four points from a win and a draw, with a 15-goal swing.4 Sunderland take four or more points from Manchester United (a), West Brom (h) and Swansea (h).Even if two of those were to occur, Villa could still stay up if West Brom fail to take a point from Arsenal (a), Sunderland (a) and Stoke (h) and there is a five-goal swing in Villa’s favour.No pointsIf Villa get no points, leaving their tally at 35, then two of the following scenarios must happen for them to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h).2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h) or get four points with a win and a draw, with a 25-goal swing.3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) or Arsenal (h) with a 15-goal swing, or win both, or win one and draw one.4 Sunderland win one game with a three-goal swing, or win one and get a least a draw in the other two games.I wonder where he got all that from?It does look vaguely familiar...Depressingly, in normal seasons there would be no mention of 25 goal swings because of the utter impossibility of it, but given our record under Lambert a 25 goal swing in 3 games is easily achievable!!!
Quote from: adrenachrome on April 28, 2014, 07:35:45 PMBirmingham MailQuoteLook - What it would take for Aston Villa to get relegated this seasonMat Kendrick crunches the numbers ahead of the claret and blues final three games Apr 28, 2014 08:32By Mat Kendrick Villa have 35 points, with a -17 goal difference, the best in the bottom five.Three points or moreVilla would mathematically guarantee safety with three points or more in the final three matches, taking their tally to 38 or higher. Doing so with a home win against Hull this weekend would be best. But, failing that, a win at Manchester City or Tottenham would keep them up, as would three draws.Two pointsIf they get two draws and two points, taking their tally to 37, they are 99.9 per cent safe, barring a dramatic results/goal difference swing against them.One pointIf Villa get one draw and one point, taking their tally to 36, then two of the following scenarios must happen for Villa to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h), with a 21-goal swing.2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h).3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) and Arsenal (h) or get four points from a win and a draw, with a 15-goal swing.4 Sunderland take four or more points from Manchester United (a), West Brom (h) and Swansea (h).Even if two of those were to occur, Villa could still stay up if West Brom fail to take a point from Arsenal (a), Sunderland (a) and Stoke (h) and there is a five-goal swing in Villa’s favour.No pointsIf Villa get no points, leaving their tally at 35, then two of the following scenarios must happen for them to be relegated.1 Cardiff beat Newcastle (a) and Chelsea (h).2 Fulham beat Stoke (a) and Crystal Palace (h) or get four points with a win and a draw, with a 25-goal swing.3 Norwich beat Chelsea (a) or Arsenal (h) with a 15-goal swing, or win both, or win one and draw one.4 Sunderland win one game with a three-goal swing, or win one and get a least a draw in the other two games.I wonder where he got all that from?
I don't think that any one doubts that Sunderland will get 3 points. Cardiff are done. Norwich getting anything at Chelsea unlikely.So it comes down to Fulham not beating stoke. Not exactly a slam dunk.
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