Aston Villa v West Ham United Match Thread

[pelty]

Why are we putting on Bennett? Well, he is a prolific goal scorer, so I guess I can see it.

[Nelly]

I can't even blame Lambert. He's been asked to build a team by fucking bartering. Lerner, this is a mess of your making.

Lambert doesn't spend all he's given. He revels in the young, hungry an' shit model. This is his shaggin' "project".

True enough. This is his team and has been for ages.

[SamTheMouse]

How the fuck did we not address our centre half or creative issues in January?

Because  we are being run on a shoestring?

30k a week on holt ?

If we're paying him that, then Lambert wants a bloody slap. What a waste.

[PaulWinch again]

It's all right though we're midtable.

[Lamb_Stockmix]

Is Gabby playing?

[lovejoy]

Just looking to see what's on the telly tonight at 1030.

[pbavfckuwait]

Grant Holte makes me look good in a Villa shirt and I am 53

[pauliewalnuts]

I think we might have fizzled out.

[dicedlam]

Is Gabby playing?

I honestly don't think I've heard his name mentioned this half.

[Deano's Mullet]

Mountfield and Nielsen
Teale and McGrath
Southgate/Ehiogu/McGrath
Laursen/Mellberg
Collins and Dunne

And now we have Baker and Clark. Sigh.

[curiousorange]

I have this sense of horrible frustration where whatever I think or say as a supporter has no bearing whatsoever on the future of the club. I think even if I committed suicide by immolating myself in the centre circle, it would go unnoticed.

[Toronto Villa]

Well just tuned in lads. Fucking hell is all I have to say.

[Lamb_Stockmix]

Is Gabby playing?

I honestly don't think I've heard his name mentioned this half.

Whose name?

[PaulWinch again]

Kick the fucking ball Benteke.

[Tuco Salamanca]

Only the shitness of 3 of Fulham, Cardiff, Norwich, West Brom and possibly Swansea will save us. The rest will finish above us. We are utter sh*t.

This might just be the worst Villa team I have ever seen in my 30 years.

Fuck.