Aston Villa v West Ham United Pre-Match Thread

[Mazrim]

If ever there was a day for an early villa goal this is it

West ham look to have regained their defensive solidity. Last year it was a stalemate with west ham having the better chances, until n'zogbia won the game for us. We just don't have that sort of mercurial talent in the squad today and could really do with it. It comes to something when the closest we've got to a creative genius is Marc albrighton

Yes, that player we almost signed (again) might have come in handy today. Still, we should have enough to see these twats off.

[danlanza]

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[villa `cross the mersey]

Someone from the Holte End - quickly draft a song that we can sing to Sam tomorrow about the lack of his elbow swinging Geordie forward.

You swing your right arm out
To give Flores a clout
You miss, red card, what's it all about?
You do the Andy Carroll and we sing and shout
That's what it's all about

*Now do the actions"

Ooh the Andy Carroll
Ooh the Andy Carroll
Ooh the Andy Carroll
West Ham, Big Sam. wank wank wank

Brilliant

Genius - cant stop singing this !!!!

[Brian Taylor]

No Carroll must give a serious advantage!  Aah-stone Vee-laah!!!

[old man villa fan]

Going to the High Court to appeal Carroll's ban? What a pair of tits. We'll smash 'em.

They're sagging a bit these days.  Ooh, you meant porno dwarf and his hairy friend.