Aston Villa v West Ham United Pre-Match Thread

[Damo70]

Is Carroll playing?

[Legion]

No.

[Matt Collins]

It does seem to have 1-1 written all over this

I'm not expecting a good game, to say the least

[Damo70]

No.

Not enough time before 3pm tomorrow to go to the High Court then? Damn those slow turning wheels of justice.

[Richard E]

The threat of the High Court was just a ruse to get the FA to agree to an urgent Arbitration hearing and was dropped as soon as it had achieved that aim.

[JUAN PABLO]

I forgot about Downing

Give him some sh*t tomorrow for me .

[Legion]

Hamster-bollocks.

[snetta]

Is Carroll playing?

No, but he should be fit for the Grand National.

[olaftab]

By agreeing to go to arbitration today FA have now introduced an additional "appeal" step in the process. I assume in future every team that loses an appeal against red card can take this route.

[silhillvilla]

Checklist for tomorrow.

Kagoul check
Umbrella check
Waterproof trousers check
Wellies check
Towel (to wipe seat) check
Snorkel and flippers check
Decent novel check
Walkman check

[Deano's Mullet]

Aston Villa 3-1 West Ham
Richardson      M Allen
Atkinson 2

[Pete3206]

3-0

[Dave Cooper please]

Someone from the Holte End - quickly draft a song that we can sing to Sam tomorrow about the lack of his elbow swinging Geordie forward.

You swing your right arm out
To give Flores a clout
You miss, red card, what's it all about?
You do the Andy Carroll and we sing and shout
That's what it's all about

*Now do the actions"

Ooh the Andy Carroll
Ooh the Andy Carroll
Ooh the Andy Carroll
West Ham, Big Sam. wank wank wank

[adrenachrome]

Checklist for tomorrow.

Kagoul check
Umbrella check
Waterproof trousers check
Wellies check
Towel (to wipe seat) check
Snorkel and flippers check
Decent novel check
Walkman check

Wot no cryptic crossword?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Wonderful, Mr Cooper.