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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5070 on: April 26, 2014, 09:19:13 PM »
Maybe time for gardening leave till the end of the season.
I am not sure he can be trusted with a garden.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5071 on: April 26, 2014, 09:27:46 PM »
Maybe time for gardening leave till the end of the season.
I am not sure he can be trusted with a garden.
Maybe one of those gravel and stone ones that just need raking.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5072 on: April 26, 2014, 09:28:17 PM »
I have had some horrible football experiences over the years but standing in a Newmarket pub with a mob of baying plastic mancs wanting the red filth to beat humble little Norwich was one of the very worst.

By God Lerner Lambert and Faulkner you have got a lot to answer for.

I know what you mean. When it comes to wanting that lot to win a game against anyone you know how low we've sunk, yes, that's what it is now, how low we've sunk. We've sunk so low we're even saying it and it's appropriate...totally appropriate.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5073 on: April 26, 2014, 09:32:13 PM »
Maybe time for gardening leave till the end of the season.
I am not sure he can be trusted with a garden.
Maybe one of those gravel and stone ones that just need raking.
Sucks teeth, Rake, you wold allow him a rake?

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5074 on: April 26, 2014, 09:36:55 PM »
Maybe time for gardening leave till the end of the season.
I am not sure he can be trusted with a garden.
Maybe one of those gravel and stone ones that just need raking.
Sucks teeth, Rake, you wold allow him a rake?
A rubber rake.

Offline ChicagoLion

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5075 on: April 26, 2014, 09:44:35 PM »
Maybe time for gardening leave till the end of the season.
I am not sure he can be trusted with a garden.
Maybe one of those gravel and stone ones that just need raking.
Sucks teeth, Rake, you wold allow him a rake?
A rubber rake.
Ha Ha, very good, can we give the gravel idea some thought?

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5076 on: April 26, 2014, 09:45:54 PM »
A rubber rake in a fully paved garden with plastic plants. If plastic plants start to wilt than......

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5077 on: April 26, 2014, 09:47:23 PM »
With a sign saying "hold this end".

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5078 on: April 26, 2014, 09:50:29 PM »
A rubber rake in a fully paved garden with plastic plants. If plastic plants start to wilt than......
Send in Tonev with a beach ball.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5079 on: April 26, 2014, 09:52:40 PM »
Tonev in frogman's flippers.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5080 on: April 26, 2014, 09:53:26 PM »
And dressed as a gnome

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5081 on: April 26, 2014, 09:56:38 PM »
Nailed on winner of the Turner Prize.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5082 on: April 26, 2014, 10:01:01 PM »
Today wa our 18th league defeat of the season, which is more than any other season since the premier league began.

Congratulations Mr Lambert.....you've broken another record

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5083 on: April 26, 2014, 10:05:50 PM »
Performance Art

We have Lambo sitting in his fully paved garden, playing with a rubber rake with a sign saying this end up and mumbling into a microphone "we go again" and Tonev dressed as a gnome in frog mans flippers booting a beach ball.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #5084 on: April 26, 2014, 10:07:50 PM »
I've got a big hole under the patio and I need Paul Lambert to help me fill it.

 


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