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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1695 on: February 28, 2014, 09:00:25 AM »
Very funny. To realistic though.

Funniest bit is "we're working round the clock to bring in average players"

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1696 on: February 28, 2014, 09:03:41 AM »
Cringemakingly bad spoof. I am embarrassed for the sad arse who did it.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1697 on: February 28, 2014, 09:17:44 AM »
Very funny. To realistic though.

Funniest bit is "we're working round the clock to bring in average players"
I laughed at that bit. Just had a look on you tube for some more of their vids. Some really funny ones about Gerrard, Hodgson and Mourinho.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1698 on: February 28, 2014, 10:27:02 AM »
Oh how I laughed at that spoof clip, absolutely brilliant though he does sound slightly more intelligent and coherent than Lambert. Mind you, so do my two dogs

Offline sirlordbaltimore

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1699 on: February 28, 2014, 03:01:18 PM »

Brilliant, and sadly almost like the real thing

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1700 on: February 28, 2014, 05:49:03 PM »
@MatKendrick: Aston Villa's latest accounts are set to confirm the club is in much better financial health when they are released shortly #avfc #goodnews Set fair to be the most solvent club in League One.

Offline Bully2345

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1701 on: February 28, 2014, 06:05:39 PM »
@MatKendrick: Aston Villa's latest accounts are set to confirm the club is in much better financial health when they are released shortly #avfc #goodnews Set fair to be the most solvent club in League One.

Or maybe the foundations have been set for a summer where we invest in the first team. I've said all along that I believe this summer is the pivotal one. Lambert was tasked with operating on a budget and dispensing with the overpaid players. This summer should be the one where we buy 3 or 4 first team players to improve the side rather than 7 or 8 fillers of the previous summers

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1702 on: February 28, 2014, 06:35:17 PM »
@MatKendrick: Aston Villa's latest accounts are set to confirm the club is in much better financial health when they are released shortly #avfc #goodnews Set fair to be the most solvent club in League One.

Or maybe the foundations have been set for a summer where we invest in the first team. I've said all along that I believe this summer is the pivotal one. Lambert was tasked with operating on a budget and dispensing with the overpaid players. This summer should be the one where we buy 3 or 4 first team players to improve the side rather than 7 or 8 fillers of the previous summers

Yes this summer we should be buying quality and experience but lambert shouldn't be the one to do it as he is tactically inept , and his coaching , motivational qualities not good enough to be managing aston villa any longer.

His higher cost signings aren't that bad but he is not great at organising the players at his disposal so I would rather see someone else in charge.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 06:45:25 PM by eastie »

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1703 on: February 28, 2014, 07:43:13 PM »

Offline eastie

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1704 on: February 28, 2014, 07:44:53 PM »

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1705 on: February 28, 2014, 07:49:47 PM »
A little fun before the canaries....

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/spoof-watch-comedians-paul-lambert-6757857
Since the Geordie match yea....I'm about as slow as Lowton today

I take it you have been away from site for the last 24 hours :)

Offline danlanza

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1706 on: February 28, 2014, 08:31:17 PM »
A little fun before the canaries....

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/spoof-watch-comedians-paul-lambert-6757857
Since the Geordie match yea....I'm about as slow as Lowton today

I take it you have been away from site for the last 24 hours :)
I thought that clip was very, very funny. At least we can appreciate a good piss take when we see one, even at our expense.

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1707 on: February 28, 2014, 09:42:10 PM »
@MatKendrick: Aston Villa's latest accounts are set to confirm the club is in much better financial health when they are released shortly #avfc #goodnews Set fair to be the most solvent club in League One.

Or maybe the foundations have been set for a summer where we invest in the first team. I've said all along that I believe this summer is the pivotal one. Lambert was tasked with operating on a budget and dispensing with the overpaid players. This summer should be the one where we buy 3 or 4 first team players to improve the side rather than 7 or 8 fillers of the previous summers

Yes this summer we should be buying quality and experience but lambert shouldn't be the one to do it as he is tactically inept , and his coaching , motivational qualities not good enough to be managing aston villa any longer.

His higher cost signings aren't that bad but he is not great at organising the players at his disposal so I would rather see someone else in charge.

I totally agree with Eastie.  If we have money to spend this summer, let someone with tactical nous spend it.  Not Lambert!!

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1708 on: February 28, 2014, 10:01:00 PM »
Cringemakingly bad spoof. I am embarrassed for the sad arse who did it.

Me too. Replace the Scottish accent with a Brummie accent, would we have found it so funny?

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Re: The Paul Lambert thread
« Reply #1709 on: February 28, 2014, 10:02:59 PM »
It barely even sounds like a Scottish accent.

 


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